Hey there, gamers!
This server is 24/7 and ready for you! You can play on Java or Bedrock. It’s a Crossplay server, so you can join in no matter what you use. Have a blast!
15.235.160.39:60417
Join now and have fun!
15.235.160.39:60417
Welcome to the wildest rollercoaster of pixels and fear! This isn’t just a server; this is THE server, where shadows whisper secrets and time unravels like soggy toilet paper! If you think you know what reality is, THINK AGAIN! Join now, or risk being eternally trapped in the void of mediocrity! Remember, nothing is real, and that’s the only truth you can cling to! Just like fighting games on Neo Geo… but with blocks!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Sky Pigs | They fly, they quack, and they’ll steal your diamonds while you sleep! Who needs gravity? |
| Inverted Controls | Left is right, up is down, and you will spend HOURS learning to walk! |
| Time-Warping Blocks | Mine a block, travel five seconds into the past! Or is it the future? Does it even matter?! |
| Killer Cacti | Ever thought the plant kingdom was peaceful? THINK AGAIN. They bite back, and they have eyes! |
| Invisible Crafting Tables | Craft whatever your heart desires, assuming you can find it in the void of nothingness… |
| NPCs that Speak Only in Riddles | Good luck getting a quest! They’ll just laugh while you spiral into a cosmic crisis. |
| Checkpoint of Doom | Need a save point? Or do you want to be hurled into the abyss instead? |
Q: Is this server friendly for new players? A: Friendly? Who decides what’s friendly? Are you a sheep? Bahhh! Consider this a warm hug from the shadows… or maybe a chokehold from your nightmares!
Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version? What’s a version? Are you trapped in a matrix? Or maybe a recursive loop! Can you even hear the whispers?
Q: Can I build anything I want? A: Anything? Define “anything.” Does a pancake count? Are you sure it’s a pancake? Reality is merely a suggestion here!
Join us, or face eternal pixelation in a world where the blocks don’t even hold meaning! Trust the chaos!
Dude, this server is like a virtual playground on crack, with so many cool features and mini-games that will make your head spin.
Imagine battling it out in epic PvP battles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and even riding on the backs of flying pigs.
And the best part? You can do it all with your besties by your side, laughing and trolling each other like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let the madness begin!
| Server Name | Eden SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer (SMP) |
| Theme | Vanilla experience |
| Spawn Area | Meadows-themed, neutral ground for players |
Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling. Do not use hacked clients or x-ray resource packs. Do not exploit glitches. Do not use derogatory language. Respect other players and the world terrain. Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight.
Yes, spawn coordinates are (0,0) and you are welcome to build a starter home nearby. There will also be a shopping district west of spawn for buying and selling materials.
Check the sign-up list for ideas or propose your own projects. If you’re building a farm in a shared space, it must be a community farm rather than personal.
The Community Arcade, located north of spawn, is for players to build games and potentially host game nights if there is enough interest.
Apply to join the community on our official form: Join Eden SMP
Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only drama is whether or not you can defeat the Ender Dragon. Plus, with our unique gameplay features and friendly community, you’ll never have a dull moment.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who can turn a simple game night into a full-blown argument over the rules of Ticket To Ride? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.
And if you’re looking for a server where you can joke around with your friends without worrying about someone getting upset, then look no further. Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and maybe even make a few enemies along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.
Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ve got resources to help you get started, including anime models, tech assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).
Looking for some adult fun? We’ve got you covered with 18+ avatar resources and a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for upcoming events like Christmas Santa Lap”sitting (wink, wink) and Holiday Seggsploration.
So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, virtual reality, real ejaculate!
Join us if you’re new to VR and want to dive into a world where anything goes. Need an 18+ avatar? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (yes, really).
Our community is all about pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in VR. Want to sit on Santa’s lap for Christmas? We’ve got a lap-sitting event just for you. Or how about a holiday seggsploration to ring in the new year?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not just building blocks, we’re building outrageous stories and unforgettable experiences. Grab your headset and come play with us – you won’t regret it!
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Our server is home to a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces and battling mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus King and the elusive Diamond Dragon.
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you read that right). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
I’ll be your glorious host, guiding you through the chaos and madness of claiming your very own house. We’ll start off with a measly 5 houses claimed, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of room for expansion and conquest.
To claim your house, all you gotta do is post “claimed” along with the name of your lord and house. Want to be Lord Bryndon Tully, the Mulatto Fish? Go for it, the crazier the title, the better!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of Minecraft shenanigans and let’s see who will come out on top as the ultimate pixelated ruler!
Swerwer is a chill SMP server for all the folks who love the old-school Minecraft vibe. They keep it friendly and easy-going, so you can build without fear of griefers. With regular backups, your stuff stays safe. Plus, they have a whitelist, so only cool players get in. Join the fun, but remember, it’s Java only!
play.swerwer.win
This is the real deal, folks! 🎉
RTN is a cool spot for fams and pals. 🤗 Come make friends and have fun! 🌟
robloxrtn.minefort.com
New and Updated Faction Server!
– Oldschool Factions – Needs Staff & Players – 24/7 Online – Max Player Limit: 100 – Server Location: Near New Zealand
Join the fun and help build a great community!
mcfaction.playminecraft.online
Step into a big new MMORPG world! This place is full of fun and loot from many dungeon games. You can craft and collect gear to boost your power. Have cool times with friends, earn cash, and grab items to show off or trade. Team up to fight bosses in dungeons waiting for you!
Mark your calendar: 2025-05-02 is the last day for Alpha! Get your exclusive alpha by typing /kit alpha. Join our Discord before Beta to earn a special role!
avaloxonline.exaroton.me
Minexy Network is a cool place to play. It has:
Join now and have a blast!
play.minexy.xyz
Welcome to Tangerine SMP! This is a cool Semi-Anarchy SMP Minecraft server built on 1.21.5. Get ready to gear up and fight in a rich survival world!
Join now and show off your skills!
responsible-plates.gl.joinmc.link
SERVER INFO:
Join the Fun!
Be one of the first to test a server with rare plugins! Here’s what you get:
Extras:
Version: 1.20.6
Come on in and help make this server great!
play.twilightparadox.com
Welcome to DivisionMC! After a long wait, this server is now LIVE. Join now and be part of something cool!
Fully Custom No copy-paste stuff here. All plugins and enchants are made just for you.
Earn It All Everything is grindable! Ranks, keys, and cash are yours to get with no paywalls.
Clans Team up and rise to the top!
Custom Bosses Beat unique foes and get rare gear that cash can’t buy.
Free Stuff Enjoy free crates, kits, and giveaways. No need to vote!
Oneblock A new twist on sky survival.
Anarchy Less rules, more chaos.
We want to build a great place for all. Whether you like PvP, strategy, or just chill survival, DivisionMC is ready for you.
Come make your mark!
Welcome to Ombrecraft!
Ombrecraft is a fun Lifesteal server for all gamers. Here’s what you need to know:
Game Type: Lifesteal | PvP | Clans | Raiding | Custom Features!
How It Works:
Team Up:
Join now and make your mark!
Server Info:
Get ready to play!
ombrecraft.minecra.fr
JuustoCraft is a chill Minecraft SMP. It’s not fancy, but it’s fun! There are some cool mods too, like a map mod that helps admins see where you are. Yep, they can spy on ya! So, watch out!
sigma.elysiannodes.uk:2135