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Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

Affection, bad, can’t live without you, craving you, deep connection, desire, devotion, emotional, Heartache, longing, love, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Minecraft, missing you, needing you, Passion, pining for you, relationship, Romantic, Server, soulmate, yearn for you, yearning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, gvh download, hotdog, Hotdog Lover, I Wani Hug That Gator, Lover, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Tracy, Tracys, TUESDAY

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	815
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Villages Defended:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	564

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

ChaosEmerald

adult community, auction house, Chill, Clan, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, family, games, grind, in-game shops, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, osrs, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, Relax, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

ChaosEmerald – ChaosEmerald is an OSRS (OldSchool RuneScape) friendly community who love to chill, have a laugh and most importantly, play games! We are here for the love of OSRS and Minecraft and want to expand from our 360+ member clan to Minecraft and grow our family! We are mainly adults with full-time life commitments and want to assure you that we support that. The ChaosEmerald server has been created to be a relaxing and chill space for those who enjoy both games. We will never sell permissions and respect the passion of creativety and a grind. We wont be offering rediculous MTX pay-to-win crates as we dispise them and want to focus more on a player made economy with our in-game shops and auction house.

88.211.239.89

Tarrows 1.21.3 Minecraft server

1.21.3, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Tarrows, Terrors

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

The owner of the “Terrows 1.21.3” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

terrows.f1cont.com

Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

chuuba, Connections, Conspiracy, Corruption, dark side, Drama, Fame, fame game, fame hungry, gossip, influencer, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, power, scandal, Secrets, Server, shithole, small-time chuuba, social media, suspicious, underground network

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4548
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

BBC, blacked, blacked owned, bros, Call, long tail tags, mating, mating call, Minecraft, Owned, shes, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

athlete, Based, based retard, Biggest, biggest based retard, biggest in football, biggest in sports, biggest retard, controversial player, controversy, football, football controversy, football player, internet backlash, internet outrage, Minecraft, offensive language, public figure, retard, smp, social media, social media backlash, sports, sports controversy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4450	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!