The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

VasectomyVibesMC SMP

Contraception, Decision making, emotional impact, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, long-term effects, male sterilization, medical procedure, mens health, permanent birth control, personal experience, post-surgery recovery, regret, reproductive health, satisfaction, sexual health, smp, surgical procedure, Urology, vasectomy, VasectomyVibesMC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

PixelPockets: Paying4Pixels

budgeting tips, consumerism, cost-effective alternatives, Financial Advice, financial decisions, frivolous spending, impulse buying, long term savings, Luxury items, marketing tactics, money management, overpriced products, Paying4Pixels, peer pressure, personal finance, PixelPockets, popular trends, saving money, smart spending, unnecessary expenses, useless gadgets, Waste of Money

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9467	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Farms Harvested:	276	New Chunks Explored:	503891

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience where you can literally throw your money away…but in a fun way! Our server is so addictive that players have been known to empty their entire bank accounts just to keep playing. Who needs real-life expenses when you can spend all your hard-earned cash on virtual blocks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive in-game currency known as “Diamond Dollars.” Legend has it that whoever collects enough Diamond Dollars will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done.

So why waste your money on boring things like groceries or rent when you can join our server and live like a virtual king? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history…or at least until the next server reset.

EU Election Roll Call Minecraft Server

Accountability, Call, call for action, Democracy, diplomatic relations, election, Electoral Process, electoral rolls, European countries, european union, foreign affairs, France, germany, Government, international relations, italy, joint statement, Minecraft, Politics, Roll, Server, spain, transparency, Venezuela

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1967
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	200

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? We got players from all over Europe, even Italy, France, Germany, and Spain, all coming together to play some Minecraft, yo. And get this, we’re like, super into transparency and stuff, so we make sure everyone can see the electoral rolls. It’s like, the most transparent server ever, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy stories, man. Like, one time, a player built a giant potato castle and declared themselves the Potato King. And another time, we had a massive sheep uprising because someone accidentally dyed all the sheep pink. It was chaos, but like, in a fun way, ya know?

So, if you wanna join a server that’s all about fun, transparency, and potato castles, then come on over, dude. We’re waiting for ya!

ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Combat Ops

Air Force, aircraft, Combat, combat operations, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, F-16 Fighters, F16, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Ops, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, strategic deployment, Support, Ukraine, War, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Votes:	3849	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! We got some F-16 fighters landing in Ukraine, but forget about that because we got something even more lit happening on our Minecraft server! President Zelenskyy just announced the start of combat operations… against mobs and creepers! Join our server now to witness epic battles between players and mobs, where the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher! Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a chance to be the ultimate warrior in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🎮

Verdatus SMP: Where creepers go to therapy and players build questionable structures.

+18, 30 players, activities, BUILD, Chill, CREEPERS, Experience, Features, Friendly, GSit, IMPROVEMENTS, Mods, Needed, participate, Players, Questionable, Server, smp, Structures, Therapy, three weeks old, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Verdatus <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/toastcraft-1-20-1-20-4-towny-mcmmo-survival-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Verdatus Minecraft Server

Overview:

The community is chill and friendly, everyone is welcomed as long as you are 18+. The server is three weeks old and we have about 30 players, with 3-10 on at any given time. We use voice chat all the time and we like when players participate in activities with us.

Want to join? You must be 18+. Join us at: https://discord.gg/QG4cHVR7

Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/QG4cHVR7 Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with a few cool improvements to make the game more fun – no mods needed! Features: Dynmap, Gsit.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How old do I have to be to join?	You must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players are usually online?	We have about 3-10 players online at any given time.
Do you use voice chat on the server?	Yes, we use voice chat all the time.
What are the server features?	The server features Dynmap and Gsit.

Badminton Battle Minecraft Server

anticipation, badminton, battle, China, Competition, Defeat, EXCITEMENT, Fans, First Round, gold match, intense match, International, match analysis, Minecraft, Players, reactions, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, taiwan, tw, Victory

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Animals Bred:	132
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and epic battles you’ll ever experience! Just like the China v Taiwan badminton gold match, our players go head to head in thrilling competitions where anything can happen. Will Taiwan dominate like in the first round, or will China make a comeback? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – the chat will be lit with memes and banter for days to come! Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there.

ExcuseMeImAnon Minecraft SMP

9 months, Birth, Brazilian couple, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImAnon, family, futuristic, Incredible, instagram, Internet Sensation, Minecraft, Miracle, Niic.ca, parenting, planet, Pregnancy, science fiction, smp, social media, speculation, trending, UNBELIEVABLE, viral news

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where a Brazilian couple is about to give birth to a whole new planet in just 9 months! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, get ready to witness the miracle of life right in front of your blocky eyes! Follow their journey on Instagram as they prepare for this out-of-this-world event. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to visit the baby planet once it’s born! So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of this epic and ridiculous adventure!

Ex’s Cruise: Minecraft Server

Agreement, AUTHORITY, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict, cruise, custody, decision, disagreement, ex, Exs, family, Itinerary, Minecraft, missed school, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, School, Server, vacation, veto authority

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that follows rules better than your ex? Look no further! Our server has a strict itinerary of fun and adventure, with only one day of missed school allowed (unless the other parent agrees to more, of course). Say goodbye to missing 15 days of school like your ex’s kids did last year – on our server, education comes first!

Join us and sail the high seas of blocky goodness, where you won’t have to worry about missing school for a cruise. Our server is like a cruise ship, but with less water and more creepers. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex drama – unless you count the battles between players over who gets the best loot!

So come on board and set sail for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your ex may have the money for fancy vacations, but we’ve got the fun and excitement that money can’t buy. Join us now and leave the real world behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be missing is sleep!

SisBossSugarDaddyLOL

accusations, aita, art school, Benefits, Bonuses, budget cuts, career development, family dinner, friendship, full salary, Gifts, Inappropriate Behavior, level of pay, married boss, master’s degree, running errands, salary, SisBossSugarDaddyLOL, sister’s boss, sugar daddy, work ethic

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of working hard for your Minecraft diamonds while others seem to have it all handed to them on a silver platter? Join our server and experience the thrill of earning your loot the old-fashioned way – by mining and crafting!

Just like the OP’s sister, you’ll have the chance to run errands for our boss NPC, pick up his virtual laundry, and even feed his digital cat. And who knows, maybe he’ll reward you with an enchanted diamond sword or a potion of invisibility!

But don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about any inappropriate relationships here – our boss NPC is happily married with two kids and another on the way. So come join us for a master’s degree in Minecraft mayhem, where hard work and dedication are the keys to success (and maybe even a shiny new iPad Pro)!

SmellySMP – Minecraft SMP

curious odor appreciation, curious odors, delightful scents, favorite aromas, favorite weird smell, intriguing smell preference, intriguing smells, Minecraft, odd aroma fascination, odd aromas, peculiar aromas, pleasant oddities, pleasant odors, SmellySMP, smp, strange fragrance appreciation, strange fragrances, uncommon fragrances, unique scent enjoyment, unique scents, unusual scent, unusual scent preference, weird smell

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the craziest, most chaotic gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

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