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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6289 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 82 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.
If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!