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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2863 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 344 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.
So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.