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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1850 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!
