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TownyCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Dungeon, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Votes:	7330
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37

Welcome to TownyCraft! [REBUILDING THE SERVER]

Dive into an exciting world where the charm of vanilla Minecraft meets the strategic depth of Towny! Our server keeps the beloved essence of the game intact while enhancing your experience with quality-of-life improvements and a dynamic economy system.

Key Features:

Towny System: Build and manage your own towns or unite with others to form powerful nations! Whether you’re a lone adventurer or a leader of a thriving community, the possibilities are endless.

Economy System: Engage in a bustling economy where you can buy and sell items, or invest in your town’s growth. Start a new venture or support your friends in theirs!

Shop: Need something specific? Visit our shop to find essential items and unique treasures that will aid you in your journey.

149.56.155.38:25589

AnarchyLandsCZ

Anarchy, anarchy server, AnarchyLandsCZ, chaotic exploration, creativity, Czech, freedom, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Reviving the original Czech anarchy server, now reborn for chaotic exploration and creativity in Minecraft, embracing true freedom and limitless possibilities.

82.208.17.72:27578

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, chapter, Eiichiro Oda, FANTASY, Grand Line, Latest chapter, Manga, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, new chapter, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, this week, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us this week for our special “Chapter this week” event where players will be transported to a dimension where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant chicken who shoots laser beams from its eyes. Don’t worry, we provide protective goggles for all players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SmartCraft SMP – Work Smarter, Not Harder

efficiency, Harder, not harder, productivity tips, SmartCraft, Smarter, smp, Time management, work, work effectiveness, work efficiency, work ethic, work habits, work improvement, work mindset, work optimization, work philosophy, work productivity, work smarter, work strategies, work success, work techniques

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, you can build your dream castle in no time with our abundance of precious gems.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just dying to be your new best friends. They’ll even help you gather resources and protect your base from any pesky players trying to raid your loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So come join us and remember, on our server, we work smarter, not harder. Because why mine for diamonds when you can have them delivered to your doorstep by a friendly creeper?

SnobbyHubby Minecraft Server

AH (asshole), Angry, Argument, best friends, Communication, dirty sense of humor, fitting in, foul mouthed, holiday, hurt feelings, Marriage, Minecraft, secondary school, Server, snob, SnobbyHubby, socializing, socioeconomic background, uninviting, Upper Class, Vulgar, Working class

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3485	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the snobbish drama of real life? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of working-class fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who grew up in a humble background and want to connect with like-minded players. Say goodbye to the upper-class nonsense and hello to a community that understands your struggles.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including those with a dirty sense of humor that will keep you laughing for hours. And hey, if your friends can’t afford to join, we’ll even pay for them! That’s right, we’re all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome.

Join us on this crazy adventure where snobs are not allowed, and where you can truly be yourself without judgment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the snobbery behind!

WeddingCraft2021

ex boyfriend, family conflict, family dynamics, family grudges, family relationships, forgiveness, sibling relationships, stepdad’s wishes, stepsister drama, wedding decision-making, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding invite, wedding planning, wedding pressure, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Players Killed by Monsters:	7893
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want some drama and excitement on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience all the juicy drama of a soap opera wedding without any of the real-life consequences!

Picture this: you’re getting married to your fiancé, who also happens to be your stepsister’s ex-boyfriend. Talk about a love triangle! But wait, there’s more – your stepsister is holding a grudge and causing all sorts of chaos. Will she come to the wedding? Will she cause a scene? Who knows, but it’s sure to be entertaining!

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other. Witness the drama, the tension, and the awkward family dynamics play out in real-time. Plus, you can build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on the wedding event of the year – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired taste, activities, appreciation, books, change of heart, Childhood, DISLIKES, Evolution, favorites, Food, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, hobbies, interests, Maturity, movies, Music, Nostalgia, perspective, Preferences, TASTES

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Remember that vegetable your mom used to force you to eat as a kid? Well, imagine if that vegetable turned out to be a magical portal to a world of endless fun and adventure! That’s basically what joining our Minecraft server is like.

Once you step into our server, you’ll be greeted by friendly unicorns who will guide you through a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are always lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into healthy snacks.

But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to harness the magic of the enchanted pickaxe and build magnificent castles, roller coasters, and even your own personal disco party boat. And if you ever get tired of building, you can always hop on a flying pig and explore the vast oceans filled with treasure chests and secret underwater cities.

So come join us on our server, where every block you break is a step closer to unlocking the ultimate secret: the legendary golden carrot of eternal happiness. Trust us, you’ll never look at vegetables the same way again.

WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

Chinese, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, law enforcement, Minecraft, Orbán, Poland, policemen, Politics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Warsaw, WarsawPatrol

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6612
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.

we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.

so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.

BlockWars: Türkiye vs Germany

aircraft, arms deal, blocked sale, blockwars, CEO, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, eurofighter, european union, fighter jets, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Military, negotiations, political maneuvering, sale, Türkiye

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because we got Eurofighters flying around everywhere, like, pew pew pew.

the CEO dude was all like, “yeah, Türkiye wants in on this action,” but then Germany was all like, “nah, bro, you can’t have any fun.”

but, like, on this server, you can fly those Eurofighters and blow stuff up, man. it’s, like, totally rad. so come join us and let’s cause some chaos together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Time Traveling Monkey Madness

alien sightings, Alternate Realities, conspiracy theories, cryptid sightings, dominant species, evolutionary changes, extraterrestrial encounters, Future, long tail tags, madness, Mammals, MONKEY, monkeys, mysterious creatures, paranormal activity, past, Screwed Up, speculative fiction, Time, time travel theories, time travellers, Traveling, unexplained phenomena, vertebrates

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2574	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9068
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1260	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your lil minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you see a freakin’ alien or cryptid or whatever. but get this, what if those sightings are actually just time travelers who messed up big time in the past and now they’re comin’ back to a future where monkeys and mammals and vertebrates are like, ruling the world or somethin’. like, how crazy is that?!

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky adventure, then you gotta join our server. we got all sorts of crazy stuff happenin’, from time-traveling monkeys to alien invasions. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server out there. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane shenanigans we can get into together. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind those alien sightings. or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!