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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds are the sticky ropes of cum covering all the sluts! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing and wanting more. From building giant phallic structures to battling mobs with dildos as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring a towel for all the cum-covered sluts you’ll encounter along the way!

””How is this guy so stupid?” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most hilarious and ridiculous moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so wild that even Trump himself made a mistake and appointed a player as the Vice President. Yes, you read that right. Imagine the chaos that ensues when a clueless player is given such a prestigious role!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever see. From building giant chicken statues to creating secret trapdoors everywhere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a good laugh and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

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LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

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Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	2239
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

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Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mines Excavated:	1141	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7679

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!