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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9592 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.
So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!