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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7535 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8628 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 292323 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!
So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮