Lifesteal Junior High Fun!

cracked premium accounts, active community, support discord, server info, Minecraft Events

Lifesteal Junior High School

Welcome to Lifesteal SMP! We’re glad you’re here! This site is your go-to for all things in our Minecraft world.

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About Our Server

Play on Java or Bedrock
Cracked or Premium? All good!
Versions Supported: 1.12.2 – 1.21.5
Crossplay: Java & Bedrock
Fun Features: Active group, cool stuff, and fresh updates!

Server IP Details

Java Edition: eu-1.magmanode.com:25791
Bedrock Edition: eu-1.magmanode.com Port: 25791

What You’ll Find Here

News and updates
Server rules and guides
Community info and staff contacts
Event dates and more!

By Lifesteal SMP Team!

eu-1.magmanode.com:25791

Colisseum Anarchy Fun Zone

active community, multiplayer experience, colisseum, Block Building, vanilla anarchy

Colisseum

Colisseum is a fresh Vanilla Anarchy server! 🎮

Launch Date: Active since 2025/05/31

What’s Cool:

Hidden dupes for all the sneaky players!
Perfect for anyone who likes chaos and fun.

Join Us: Want to stay in the loop? Join our Discord for all the latest news!

Get ready to jump in and have a blast!

54.37.19.161:25574

Battle Royale Survival Zone

Video game events, BRG, online gaming, Talent List, NEXAS Zone

Join the Server of Pure Chaos and Unending Madness!

If you are looking for the most INCREDIBLE, MIND-BENDING, and FLAT-OUT AWFUL Minecraft experience ever devised, then look no further! This server will twist your perception of reality, leading you down a spiral of pixelated insanity where logic is a mere suggestion and sanity is a quiet whisper drowned out by the screaming void! Join us. Or don’t. Does it even matter? Nothing matters!

Feature	Description
Infinite Biomes of Confusion	Explore biomes that keep changing every 5 seconds. Wait, this is a desert or maybe a jungle? Only the trees know!
Overly Attached Creepers	They’re your friends but also your nightmares! They’ll follow you home, but don’t worry—home is where your mind is!
Reality-Bending Crafting Recipes	Why craft armor when you can create existential dread? Combine a diamond and a question mark to summon the void!
Unicorns of Pure Despair	Magical horses that only run backwards and make you rethink all your life choices! Enjoy the ride into nothingness!
Time Loop Dungeon	Every time you enter, you might come out in a different decade! Or 17 seconds later. Time is a circle, so why break it?

Frequently Anticipated Questions

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Rules are just suggestions from the universe. Why confine yourself? Paint with the colors of chaos!

Q: Is there a story? A: A story? What is a story but a broken record in the grand symphony of madness? Dive into the narrative of oblivion and find your truth!

Q: How do I join? A: Joining is a metaphysical endeavor! Enter your mind, find the portal, and demand the universe to let you in! Or use the IP address. Maybe. Who knows?

Random Server Reviews

“When the music goes quiet, the chaos speaks volumes…”

“Full talent list: What is talent but a societal construct?…”

“Our Favourite Retard’s Twitters echo with the cries of the void…”

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

gaming event, awards show, Game, Server, The Game Awards countdown

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

CraftyGacha – Minecraft Server

game announcements, gacha games, news sharing, Mobile Gaming, new releases

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride of gacha game discussions and upcoming releases.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with your friends using the power of gacha summons! Project Mugen will blow your mind with its epic battles and jaw-dropping graphics. And don’t even get us started on Zenless Zone Zero, where you can explore a whole new dimension of craziness.

But wait, there’s more! Arknights: Endfield will have you on the edge of your seat with its intense gameplay and heart-pounding action. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even summon a legendary character or two! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of gacha games and let the insanity begin!

Poopsock

no hosting, banner, Discord, Moooomoooo, No Lag

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

poopsock.co

‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

foreign policy, MuricaCraft, national security, Chinese, semiconductors

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

criticism, mental strength, Heat, emotional impact, Audience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

roommate boundaries, transitioning, chronic OCD, living arrangements, cleanliness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

internet, hatred, anger, social media, online relationships

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

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