Lifesteal Junior High Fun!

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Lifesteal Junior High School

Welcome to Lifesteal SMP! We’re glad you’re here! This site is your go-to for all things in our Minecraft world.

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About Our Server

Play on Java or Bedrock
Cracked or Premium? All good!
Versions Supported: 1.12.2 – 1.21.5
Crossplay: Java & Bedrock
Fun Features: Active group, cool stuff, and fresh updates!

Server IP Details

Java Edition: eu-1.magmanode.com:25791
Bedrock Edition: eu-1.magmanode.com Port: 25791

What You’ll Find Here

News and updates
Server rules and guides
Community info and staff contacts
Event dates and more!

By Lifesteal SMP Team!

eu-1.magmanode.com:25791

Colisseum Anarchy Fun Zone

2025 Launch, minecraft server, vanilla anarchy, player interactions, game announcements

Colisseum

Colisseum is a fresh Vanilla Anarchy server! 🎮

Launch Date: Active since 2025/05/31

What’s Cool:

Hidden dupes for all the sneaky players!
Perfect for anyone who likes chaos and fun.

Join Us: Want to stay in the loop? Join our Discord for all the latest news!

Get ready to jump in and have a blast!

54.37.19.161:25574

Battle Royale Survival Zone

Nexas game, battle royale, Teamup Schedule, gaming threads, esports

Join the Server of Pure Chaos and Unending Madness!

If you are looking for the most INCREDIBLE, MIND-BENDING, and FLAT-OUT AWFUL Minecraft experience ever devised, then look no further! This server will twist your perception of reality, leading you down a spiral of pixelated insanity where logic is a mere suggestion and sanity is a quiet whisper drowned out by the screaming void! Join us. Or don’t. Does it even matter? Nothing matters!

Feature	Description
Infinite Biomes of Confusion	Explore biomes that keep changing every 5 seconds. Wait, this is a desert or maybe a jungle? Only the trees know!
Overly Attached Creepers	They’re your friends but also your nightmares! They’ll follow you home, but don’t worry—home is where your mind is!
Reality-Bending Crafting Recipes	Why craft armor when you can create existential dread? Combine a diamond and a question mark to summon the void!
Unicorns of Pure Despair	Magical horses that only run backwards and make you rethink all your life choices! Enjoy the ride into nothingness!
Time Loop Dungeon	Every time you enter, you might come out in a different decade! Or 17 seconds later. Time is a circle, so why break it?

Frequently Anticipated Questions

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Rules are just suggestions from the universe. Why confine yourself? Paint with the colors of chaos!

Q: Is there a story? A: A story? What is a story but a broken record in the grand symphony of madness? Dive into the narrative of oblivion and find your truth!

Q: How do I join? A: Joining is a metaphysical endeavor! Enter your mind, find the portal, and demand the universe to let you in! Or use the IP address. Maybe. Who knows?

Random Server Reviews

“When the music goes quiet, the chaos speaks volumes…”

“Full talent list: What is talent but a societal construct?…”

“Our Favourite Retard’s Twitters echo with the cries of the void…”

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

CraftyGacha – Minecraft Server

CraftyGacha, gacha games, zenless zone zero, hype, upcoming mobile games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride of gacha game discussions and upcoming releases.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with your friends using the power of gacha summons! Project Mugen will blow your mind with its epic battles and jaw-dropping graphics. And don’t even get us started on Zenless Zone Zero, where you can explore a whole new dimension of craziness.

But wait, there’s more! Arknights: Endfield will have you on the edge of your seat with its intense gameplay and heart-pounding action. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even summon a legendary character or two! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of gacha games and let the insanity begin!

CreeperHabitz

Myths, superstitions, dark origin, habits, Origins

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of fun and danger!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the dark and creepy origins of seemingly harmless habits in the Minecraft world. Did you know that the reason why villagers trade emeralds for useless items is because they are secretly plotting to take over the server? Or that the reason why creepers explode is because they are actually tiny aliens trying to communicate with us through explosions?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and uncover the twisted secrets behind every block and mob. Who knows what mysteries await you in this wacky and wild world of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know what might be lurking around the corner… 😉👻🔥

CraftyBlockz: YT Ban Wars!

News, social media, #youtube, GOOGLE, Media

so, like, imagine a world where google and russia today are like, fighting in court because of a youtube ban. like, what even is happening, right? but, like, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived. it was wild, man.

also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

plus, our community is, like, the coolest ever. everyone is so chill and friendly. we even have a pet chicken named gerald who roams around the server. he’s, like, the unofficial mascot or something.

so, like, forget about all the drama in the real world and come join us for some epic minecraft fun! trust me, you won’t regret it.

DarkElectroCraft

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LOL YOU WANNA KNOW HOW SUPERCONDUCTORS WORK? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL SHOW YOU SOME DARK ELECTRONS! THESE LITTLE GUYS ARE LIKE REGULAR ELECTRONS, BUT THEY WEAR BLACK LEATHER JACKETS AND LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL. THEY MAKE OUR SERVER SO COOL, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE LIKE “WOW, I WANNA HANG OUT HERE!”

WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.

Legacy of Eris: Where pixels meet drama, vanilla is halfway, and grown-ups only in our realm!

Universe, scholars, Vanilla, HALFWAY, teamwork

Legacy of Eris Minecraft Server

Overview

Welcome to Legacy of Eris, a semi-vanilla survival roleplay Minecraft server with a focus on immersive storytelling and community interaction. Dive into a world filled with lore, structures, new biomes, currency, and more!

Great Houses

House Name	Description
House of Bernai	Founded by wealthy merchants who worshipped Luminos for wealth and power.
House of Artisia	Groups of scholars and mages who sought to unlock the mysteries of the universe.
House of Luminus	Founded by master blacksmiths and inventors who revered Vermund for craftsmanship.
House of Gord	Community of herdsmen who worshipped Minos and Armetes for battle prowess.
House of Leria	Settlers who cultivated fertile lands and believed in the goddess of fertility.

Join Us

Join our discord and fill out the application once you enter! We look forward to welcoming you to the Legacy of Eris. Discord link: https://discord.gg/cumTvABx

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and fill out the application form.

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The server has a semi-vanilla survival roleplay theme with a focus on immersive storytelling.

Q: Can I choose my Great House?

A: Yes, every player will be assigned to one of the five Great Houses based on their preference and playstyle.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server features lore, structures, new biomes, currency, and more to enhance gameplay.

Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

dictatorial, GDP per capita, Server, Country, IVAN

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Game Announcements