Lifesteal Junior High Fun!

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Lifesteal Junior High School

Welcome to Lifesteal SMP! We’re glad you’re here! This site is your go-to for all things in our Minecraft world.

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About Our Server

Play on Java or Bedrock
Cracked or Premium? All good!
Versions Supported: 1.12.2 – 1.21.5
Crossplay: Java & Bedrock
Fun Features: Active group, cool stuff, and fresh updates!

Server IP Details

Java Edition: eu-1.magmanode.com:25791
Bedrock Edition: eu-1.magmanode.com Port: 25791

What You’ll Find Here

News and updates
Server rules and guides
Community info and staff contacts
Event dates and more!

By Lifesteal SMP Team!

eu-1.magmanode.com:25791

Colisseum Anarchy Fun Zone

survival mode, Hidden Dupes, vanilla anarchy, sandbox environment, player interactions

Colisseum

Colisseum is a fresh Vanilla Anarchy server! 🎮

Launch Date: Active since 2025/05/31

What’s Cool:

Hidden dupes for all the sneaky players!
Perfect for anyone who likes chaos and fun.

Join Us: Want to stay in the loop? Join our Discord for all the latest news!

Get ready to jump in and have a blast!

54.37.19.161:25574

Battle Royale Survival Zone

streamer updates, Gaming Community, game tournaments, Royale.., Nexas game

Join the Server of Pure Chaos and Unending Madness!

If you are looking for the most INCREDIBLE, MIND-BENDING, and FLAT-OUT AWFUL Minecraft experience ever devised, then look no further! This server will twist your perception of reality, leading you down a spiral of pixelated insanity where logic is a mere suggestion and sanity is a quiet whisper drowned out by the screaming void! Join us. Or don’t. Does it even matter? Nothing matters!

Feature	Description
Infinite Biomes of Confusion	Explore biomes that keep changing every 5 seconds. Wait, this is a desert or maybe a jungle? Only the trees know!
Overly Attached Creepers	They’re your friends but also your nightmares! They’ll follow you home, but don’t worry—home is where your mind is!
Reality-Bending Crafting Recipes	Why craft armor when you can create existential dread? Combine a diamond and a question mark to summon the void!
Unicorns of Pure Despair	Magical horses that only run backwards and make you rethink all your life choices! Enjoy the ride into nothingness!
Time Loop Dungeon	Every time you enter, you might come out in a different decade! Or 17 seconds later. Time is a circle, so why break it?

Frequently Anticipated Questions

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Rules are just suggestions from the universe. Why confine yourself? Paint with the colors of chaos!

Q: Is there a story? A: A story? What is a story but a broken record in the grand symphony of madness? Dive into the narrative of oblivion and find your truth!

Q: How do I join? A: Joining is a metaphysical endeavor! Enter your mind, find the portal, and demand the universe to let you in! Or use the IP address. Maybe. Who knows?

Random Server Reviews

“When the music goes quiet, the chaos speaks volumes…”

“Full talent list: What is talent but a societal construct?…”

“Our Favourite Retard’s Twitters echo with the cries of the void…”

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

Awards, game awards, countdown, gaming event, game releases

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

CraftyGacha – Minecraft Server

Project Mugen, Minecraft, zenless zone zero, Mobile Gaming, gacha games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride of gacha game discussions and upcoming releases.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with your friends using the power of gacha summons! Project Mugen will blow your mind with its epic battles and jaw-dropping graphics. And don’t even get us started on Zenless Zone Zero, where you can explore a whole new dimension of craziness.

But wait, there’s more! Arknights: Endfield will have you on the edge of your seat with its intense gameplay and heart-pounding action. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even summon a legendary character or two! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of gacha games and let the insanity begin!

NoSuperBowl4Me

loud fan, sports fan, game day traditions, sports enthusiast, Super Bowl party

Are you tired of watching football games in peace and quiet? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where screaming, trash-talking, and getting overly emotional is not only allowed but encouraged? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you watch your favorite team play on our server. We promise to provide a chaotic and rowdy atmosphere that will make you feel right at home. And don’t worry, distractions during the game are strictly prohibited – we want you to focus on the game and let out all your emotions!

So, if you’re a die-hard fan looking for a server where you can be your true football-loving self, join us now! Who needs a fiancé when you have a Minecraft server that understands your passion for the game? Let’s cheer on your team together and have a blast!

BlockyPolitics

Social Issues, personal beliefs, family, Silence, Opinions

Are you tired of arguing with your Uncle Bob about politics at family gatherings? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is a politics-free zone where you can escape the drama and build giant statues of your favorite politicians instead. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who share your love for pixelated politics? Join now and say goodbye to awkward Thanksgiving dinners forever!

CraftyCreeperCo

MIDDLE EAST, Conflict, arms deal, Military, CraftyCreeperCo

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! it’s like, so lit, u won’t believe it! we got unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. Legend has it, if u find the golden pickaxe, u will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And get this, every full moon, a portal to a parallel universe opens up and u can explore new lands and meet strange creatures. But be careful, some of them might try to steal ur diamonds!

So what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur Minecraft life! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Blocky Belly Bug Bash

health, pediatric, bug, gut problems, Complications

so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever!

Ravencraft

Grown-ass adults, LGBTQI+ friendly, Mature, Donor base, BUILD

Ravencraft Server
Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server
Staff of friendly mods
Expanding community and map

FAQ

What is the server address?

The server address is mc.ravensburg.org

Are there any rules for the server?

Yes, you can find the rules at https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html

What features does the server offer?

New map for 1.21.4
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin for faster nights
Firespread is turned ON

What kind of players are you looking for?

Players who are 18 and over
No hacks or cheats allowed
Respectful of other players
Enjoy chatting with friendly players

How can I join the server?

You can hop on to the server and complete a quick and painless application process to join as a greylist member.

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