Crafty LOLs: Where we mine for laughs and build epic fails! ‘So is her game coming out or what?’

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of waiting for that game to come out? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that other game. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

SpireSlayinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #SlayTheSpire2 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Get ready to slay some blocks on our epic Minecraft server! We don’t just build, we SLAY! Join us on our quest to conquer the tallest spire in the land – because rumor has it, there’s a secret portal at the top that leads to the mythical SLAY THE SPIRE 2 game!

But beware, the spire is guarded by fearsome mobs like the legendary Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon. You’ll need all your skills and wit to survive this epic adventure!

And if you manage to reach the top and unlock the portal, you’ll be transported to a realm where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly! Okay, maybe not, but it’ll definitely be a lot of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to SLAY THE SPIRE!

IsraelDefenders Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers filled with soyboys and femboys? Do you want to show off your manly Minecraft skills and defend Israel like a true warrior? Look no further, because our server is calling for the manliest of men to join our ranks and protect the holy land from creepers and zombies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to build fortresses, slay dragons, and rescue villagers in distress. Only the bravest and most rugged players can handle the challenges that await on our server. So put on your best armor, grab your sword, and show those soyjaks who’s boss!

But beware, only the manliest of men can survive in our world. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and prove your worth on the battlefield!

MineCraft Kingdoms – KHG Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Votes:	250	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Kingdom Hearts, where you can battle heartless, explore magical worlds, and maybe even find your own keyblade!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive access to the lost Kingdom Hearts pilot animatic from 2003. Witness the early days of Sora and the gang in all their pixelated glory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got TWO new Kingdom Hearts games on the horizon – Kingdom Hearts IV and Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await in these new installments?

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into the fantastical world of Kingdom Hearts. Who knows, you might even run into Mickey Mouse himself!

Capital Punishment: Economy Realms Modded PvP – Not Your Average Retirement Plan.

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Capital <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/jessica-and-kevan-became-jkf/">Minecraft Server</a>

Capital Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Capital, the most interesting Economy-Based Minecraft city Realm on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft, with tons of new features you’ve never seen before, and a custom made mod to introduce you to many new features! Come join to experience an awesome server with a growing community and constantly updating gameplay.

If this interests you, join our Realm today! https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Capital Minecraft Server?	You can join our Realm using the following links: https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]
What makes Capital Minecraft Server unique?	Capital offers an Economy-Based city Realm with custom features and mods that create a unique gameplay experience for players.
How often is the server updated?	The server is constantly updating its gameplay and features to provide players with new and exciting content.

Mio’s Wolfpack Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Ookami Mio appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret VODs that will make you question reality. Dive into the Yamato Phantasia manga and uncover the mysteries of the pixelated universe.

And don’t even get me started on the group songs and covers. Imagine a creeper jamming out to a killer beat while being serenaded by the angelic voices of our talented members.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a pixelated rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	121

Are you tired of living in the boring world of dwl? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your dwm dreams!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly trolling unsuspecting newbies.

But that’s not all! We have custom dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to alternate dimensions, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (watch out for his missing arm though).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to dwl and hello to the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless Bob’s hugs get a little too tight).

Torrent Lifesteal: Where stealing lives is just as important as building custom models!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Torrent Lifesteal MMORPG <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/elements2023/">Server</a>

Join an EPIC new Lifesteal MMORPG Server!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp

Torrent Lifesteal a fully original PvP enabled MMORPG server. It’s the classic Lifesteal genre you know and love but with a twist. This server has many features, some of which include:

Crates
Ranks with many perks
Custom structures
Custom bosses in the structures
Regenerative loot chests in structures ranked from common to mythic
KoTH
Bounties
AFK pit
Teams
Voting rewards
Custom modeled armor and gear
Custom enchants way beyond Vanilla
Unique version of McMMO skills with our own lore
Custom generated terrain in the Overworld and the End
Much more to even begin listing, full breakdown at https://wiki.torrentsmp.com/

This new Lifesteal server launches OFFICIALLY tomorrow at 12:00 PM EST!! Be one of the first players to explore our amazing server and get extremely overpowered!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Lifesteal?	Lifesteal is a genre of gameplay where players can gain health by dealing damage to opponents.
What time does the server launch?	The server launches officially at 12:00 PM EST tomorrow.
Are there custom structures in the server?	Yes, the server features custom structures with unique bosses.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP torrentsmp.com
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, the server is a PvP enabled MMORPG with many unique features.

Toriyama’s FunCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	265	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	4607
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the mind of Motomu Toriyama on a sugar high!

Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and build a house made entirely of cheese! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this insane world created by Motomu Toriyama /v/ros!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – Post ITT if you love eggs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	65
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	281

Are you an egg-ceptional Minecraft player who loves eggs more than anything else in the world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our egg-citing Minecraft server where everything revolves around eggs.

From egg-splosive PvP battles where you can throw eggs at your enemies, to egg-themed building competitions where you can create the most egg-cellent structures, this server has it all.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret egg dungeon hidden somewhere on the server, filled with rare and valuable egg-related treasures. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate egg prize?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this egg-straordinary Minecraft server and let the egg-stravaganza begin!

Land-officially Better SMP: Now with Even More Mods and Adulting!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Minecraft Server
Server Version	BTA 7.1_01
Server Location	Northeastern United States
Server Status	24/7 uptime

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs on BTA 7.1_01.

2. What are the basic rules of the server?

Don’t be evil, don’t grief, and don’t steal.

3. Where is the server hosted?

The server is hosted in the northeastern United States.

4. Is the server active?

As a small and new server, there is not much activity yet, but we hope to change that.

5. Will my whitelist be revoked due to inactivity?

No, your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

6. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TFxmQQC5dF.

CraftyHill Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s always right about everything? Look no further! Our server is so on point, even Hillary Clinton is promoting us with her new merch! Join us and sip tea with Hillary herself as we celebrate the downfall of ex-president Donald Trump, who was convicted of felony charges. Our server is so lit, even the former secretary of state can’t resist! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we’re always right about everything! #TeaWithHillary #TrumpWho? #BestMinecraftServerEver

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