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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9554 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.