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  • Bong Bros Minecraft Server

    Bong Bros Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 565
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have nukes! That’s right, when things start getting heated, you can chant hilarious phrases like “Boom goes the dynamite!” or “Sayonara, suckers!” as the nukes start flying. Who knew surviving a nuclear apocalypse could be so much fun? Join us now and get ready for the most explosive Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretfulNoob in Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulNoob in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8071
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Farms Harvested: 976 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to teach you the most important life lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a diamond sword!

    Join our server and you’ll learn valuable skills like how to outsmart a creeper, how to negotiate with a villager for the best trades, and how to build a secret underground base to hide from the pesky griefers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing epic dance parties in the End dimension. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyComplexity

    CraftyComplexity
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1682
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unnecessarily complicated and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever seen! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who only speak in Shakespearean English. Trust us, you’ve never experienced roleplay like this before.

    2. We have a custom-built maze that changes every hour, and the only way to escape is by solving riddles written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Good luck!

    3. Our PvP arena is located on a floating island that is constantly being bombarded by flaming meteors. It’s like a game of dodgeball, but with actual fireballs.

    4. Want to tame a pet dragon? Well, on our server, you have to first defeat a giant chicken boss who guards the dragon eggs. And yes, the chicken boss wears a top hat.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your skills in the most absurd ways possible, then join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MacronCraft: RightWingRevolution

    MacronCraft: RightWingRevolution
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6259
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where french president emmanuel macron is actually a secret gamer and he runs the whole show! he just announced a new right-wing government in the game, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

    we have crazy builds like the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers.

    plus, every player gets a pet baguette that follows you around and gives you extra french powers. oui oui, mon ami!

    so come join us for a baguette-filled adventure on the most epic minecraft server in the world! vive la france!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Thelostgrounds

    Thelostgrounds
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1449
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3360 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 143 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Smp survival server, that has been for one only purpose which is to have fun, cracked players are allowed to join as well as old versions player, so join in to have some fun, all plugins are set!

    thelostgrounds.minefort.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AmazeMc

    AmazeMc
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1019
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Runes Activated: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    AmazeMc is a survival Server Established since 2022. We try to provide amazing gameplay to the players in the server with Great staff and friend community

    amazemc.sharer.tk

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Get ready to be warped into a realm full of chaos and surprises on WarpedRealm, where even the mobs have got some custom flair!

    Get ready to be warped into a realm full of chaos and surprises on WarpedRealm, where even the mobs have got some custom flair!
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2403
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    WarpedRealm.com – Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address WarpedRealm.com
    Discord Join Discord
    Gallery View Gallery
    Wiki Visit Wiki
    Store Visit Store (Not P2W)

    Features:

    • Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
    • In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
    • Custom Dimensions
    • Mini dungeons
    • Custom Mobs
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Jobs
    • Skills
    • Custom fishing
    • Grief prevention (Claims)
    • Quests
    • Custom Armor sets
    • Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
    • Custom crafting systems
    • Playerdriven Economy
    • Playershops

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP Address: WarpedRealm.com
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features in the store.
    What are some unique features of the server? Unique features include custom dimensions, custom mobs, mini dungeons, and a player-driven economy.
    Are there regular updates on the server? Yes, the server offers consistent updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.
    Can I create and upgrade gear on the server? Yes, there is a custom crafting system that allows you to create and upgrade gear to suit your playstyle.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 5647
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further! Join our server where butterflies ominously proliferate and mysterious creatures lurk in tunnels behind schools.

    Embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the legend of the beast and the curse that plagues our town. Sacrifice unfortunate players to appease the wrath of the creature and see what lies beyond the Nijigahara tunnel.

    But that’s not all! Dive into a complex, challenging, and obliquely told storyline involving suicidal players, stalker-ish girlfriends, heavily bandaged teachers, and more! Unravel the interconnected lives of players, siblings, parents, and co-workers as you navigate through two separate timelines.

    Join us on this wild and insane journey where anything can happen, and where the end of the world might just be the beginning of your adventure. Don’t miss out on the craziness that is our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ultra Rare London Bus Minecraft SMP Drive By

    Ultra Rare London Bus Minecraft SMP Drive By
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 234
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6218 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 245 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on once-in-a-lifetime moments like the Floki Inu bus sighting? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret plugin that allows you to travel back in time and capture those epic moments for eternity! Join us and never miss out on the chance to witness a London bus with a crypto ad ever again. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroBro’s Epic Minecraft Server

    BroBro’s Epic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8818
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4890 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64
    Ores Mined: 2894 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner hero and stand up to creeps like the one who flirted with OP’s girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to chug drinks, kiss your girlfriend, and flip off anyone who messes with you!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy confrontations, and the chance to save the day like a true knight in shining armor. Who needs a high-value client when you can have thrilling escapades in the world of Minecraft?

    Don’t let anyone tell you to suck it up for the sake of money – on our server, we value integrity, courage, and standing up for what’s right. Plus, you might even get to witness a brother losing his hair in spots due to sheer rage (not guaranteed, but hey, anything can happen in Minecraft)!

    So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, being a hero is the name of the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OnlyFansCraft

    OnlyFansCraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 231
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of struggling to pay for college and bills while your parents go on luxurious vacations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Build your dream mansion with all the designer clothes and shoes you desire, no judgment here! Plus, you can earn virtual money without resorting to starting an only fans account. Leave the real world behind and join us for a wild adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs financial aid when you have a virtual paradise waiting for you? So come on, join us and let’s build a world where parents can’t lecture you for living your best life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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