Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”cosmosminecraft.net
Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?
With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?
Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
Join us if you want to hear the dying words of legendary Minecraft players who have fallen in battle against the most epic mobs you’ve ever seen. From creepers with laser eyes to zombie pigmen riding dragons, our server is not for the faint of heart.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities like unicorn taming and rainbow sheep herding. So come on over and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft server!
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| Welcome to YourCrafts |
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| A [Survival] [SMP] server designed for casual players who long for a nostalgic, close-knit Minecraft experience, now wrapped in holiday cheer! |
| Key Features |
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| 🎅 mcMMO: Level up your skills and unlock festive abilities. |
| 🎄 Lands: Protect your winter wonderland builds with ease. |
| 💰 Gold Standard Economy: Enjoy a balanced, player-driven economy—perfect for holiday shopping! |
| 🛒 ChestShop: Set up your shop and trade gifts with other players. |
| 🔒 LWC: Secure your chests and doors—no Grinches allowed! |
| ⛔ Anti-Cheat: A fair and festive space for all. |
| 🔊 Proximity Voice Chat (Optional): Share laughs and carols with friends nearby. |
| 🌟 Spawn Hub: Begin your journey in a cozy, decorated hub with resources and shops. |
| Community First |
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| At YourCrafts, the spirit of togetherness shines brighter than ever during the holidays. We’re more than just a server; we’re a family where everyone’s name is known. |
| We also believe in preserving the joy you create. That’s why we promise never to reset the world. Your festive builds and winter memories will always be there, ready for your return. The only thing you need to maintain is your land—and that’s it! |
| Join Us for the Holidays! |
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| Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or rediscovering the game this season, we’d love to have you. Let’s celebrate the magic of the holidays together and create memories that sparkle like Christmas lights. |
| 🎁 Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us |
| 🎄 Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: Simply use the server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us to connect.
A: Yes, we have a Discord server. You can join using the following link: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn
A: Yes, you can protect your builds using the Lands feature on the server.
A: We often host special holiday events and activities on the server. Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on Discord for updates.
A: Yes, we have a balanced, player-driven economy that is perfect for holiday shopping and trading.
Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!
Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!
Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!
Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!