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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7035 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 1466 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Why should you join? Because our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with magic and mystery. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best Biden-themed monument, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks, you definitely voted for Biden. 😉