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KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Star Shards Collected:	65
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	9930
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3684
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7413
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6693	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	194	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	183	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6548

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Animals Bred:	90
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	7544	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!