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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6579 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4467 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
