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| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
so, like, u know how the olympics are all about, like, sports and stuff? well, imagine if the olympic officials were, like, super shady and trying to cover up some major doping scandal in china. like, they’re all, “nope, nothing to see here, move along.” but then the u.s. is all, “we’re gonna investigate this!” and the officials are like, “we’ll ruin the salt lake games if u do!”
so, like, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as scandalous and drama-filled as the olympics, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we’ve got all the drama, intrigue, and shady dealings that u could ever want. plus, we have, like, the best virtual sports competitions that will make u feel like a true champion. so come join us and get in on the action before the olympic officials shut us down!
