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GooseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1961	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

PartyPoPo911

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Emeralds Found:	6165

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

Capital Realm

Best Ping, Best Staff Team, Capital Realm, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Giveaway, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Professional Setup, PvP, Semi-Pay2Win, Staff support, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2

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”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

LigCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!

BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling disrespected, feeling excluded, feeling left out, in-laws

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	4406	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Hey gamers!

Are you tired of being left out of family dinners and brunches in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched by your in-laws again!

Our server is so exclusive, even your wife won’t tell you about the dinner reservations. But don’t worry, you can always game in peace while your in-laws cry in the car because of how uncomfortable you made them. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get called a “talking garbage can” by your SIL!

So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the virtual world? See you there!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you the outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. They may spit at you occasionally, but they sure know how to build a mean castle.

2. We have a secret underground society of diamond-loving chickens who will trade you rare items for the most random things. Want a diamond sword in exchange for a bucket of lava? They got you covered.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up (most of the time).

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game. But be warned, they also turn your character into a carrot for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!