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QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8276	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

NieceNoShowNoPlay

Babysitting, Boundaries, Canceled, Communication, Expectations, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Late, Niece, NieceNoShowNoPlay, Plans, relationships, Respect, single mom, sister, Support, taken for granted, Time management, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted by your family? Do you need a break from babysitting duties that always end up lasting way longer than expected? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where being late is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where time has no meaning and showing up hours after you said you would is the norm. Our server is the perfect place for those who just can’t seem to stick to a schedule.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “The Great Babysitting Escape” where players must race against the clock to escape their babysitting duties before their family members return home. Will you make it in time, or will you be stuck changing diapers for eternity?

So come join us on our server where being fashionably late is the name of the game. Who needs punctuality when you have a whole world of chaos waiting for you?

HateCakeMinecraftSMP

aversion, cuisine, Culinary, dislike, distaste, Flavors, Food, hate, HateCakeMinecraftSMP, odd, picky eater, Preferences, revulsion, strange, Taste, unappetizing, uncommon, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	5395	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is steak and potatoes? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only food available is durian fruit! That’s right, get ready to gag on the stench of this notorious fruit while trying to survive in a world full of crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their veggie tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the food is funky and the adventures are out of this world!

FutureCraft2077

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Environment, Future, FutureCraft2077, global warming, Healthcare, innovation, population growth, predictions, progress, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancements, society, space exploration, Technology, urbanization, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	8158
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! In 100 years, our server will be the only surviving civilization in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by mutant chickens and zombie villagers. But don’t worry, we have plenty of diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you. Plus, our server has the most epic roller coaster rides that will make you forget all about the impending doom outside. So come join us and be a part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable future!

RedstoneRubleTradeFun

arms deals, classified documents, confidential information, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government leaks, India, intelligence sharing, international trade, leaked documents, military alliance, military cooperation, RedstoneRubleTradeFun, russia, secret trade channel, security breach, strategic partnership, War equipment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9443
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LEAKED DOCUMENTS REVEALING SECRET TRADE CHANNELS BETWEEN RUSSIA AND INDIA FOR WAR EQUIPMENT! U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL ALL DA SECRETS WHILE BUILDING UR OWN SECRET BASE IN DA GAME! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE ESPIONAGE WHEN U CAN DO IT IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BE DA ULTIMATE SECRET AGENT BLOCK BUILDER!

BlockyPolls – Trump’s Domain

2016 U.S. presidential campaign, 2020 U.S. presidential campaign, BIAS, BlockyPolls, data analysis, Domain, donald trump, election, election trends, platform bias, political analysis, political campaigns, political polls, polling methods, Polls, research study, social media, social media influence, support for candidates, survey data, Trumps, twitter, voter sentiment

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Votes:	696
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we got polls dat say Trump is da bestest prez everrrrr! We got crazy biased polls dat make u feel like u in an alternate universe where Trump is king and everyone loves him! Build ur own Trump Tower and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride full of fake news and alternative facts! #Trump2024 #MinecraftForTrump

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5649
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Here’s Johnny is a versatile and talented entertainer known for his captivating stage presence and unique brand of comedy. With over 10 years of experience performing at various venues and events, Here’s Johnny has made a name for himself in the entertainment industry. His quick wit, infectious energy, and ability to improvise on the spot have earned him a loyal following of fans. Whether he’s hosting a live music event, emceeing a comedy show, or performing stand-up comedy, Here’s Johnny always leaves audiences laughing and wanting more.

Infocraft

Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	1268	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Discover the premier server in New Zealand! Dive into a world of Custom Enchants, epic dungeons, Mega Survival challenges, and exclusive custom items. Join us TODAY and embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure!

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Blocky Cock Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Cock, erotic encounter, explicit content, female reaction, intimate connection, intimate moment, long tail tag: her reaction to my cock, long tail tag: the impact of my cock on her, long tail tag: the moment she lays eyes on my cock, long tail tag: the thrill of showing her my cock., long tail tag: when she sees my cock for the first time, male anatomy, Minecraft, Physical attraction, private moment, sensual experience, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual tension

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Potions Brewed:	196
Dimension Hops:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

Allegiance, American spirit, American values, country pride, defend freedom, Duty, flag waving, Honor, love for country, loyalty, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, patriotism, patriots, red white and blue, show respect, smp, stand up for justice, stars and stripes, support our troops, True, true patriots, united we stand

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

HartAttack Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Votes:	3059
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!