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GalaxyCurveCraft

Astronomical discoveries, astronomical measurements, Astronomical Observations, astronomical research, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, Dark Matter, Flat, galactic dynamics, galactic rotation, galaxies, GalaxyCurveCraft, gravitational forces, Indefinitely, mass distribution, observational data, PHYSICS., Rotation curves, scientific studies, spiral galaxies, velocity profiles

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

join our server becos we have galaxies that never endddddd!!! the rotation curves are so flat u can slide down them like a water slide at a theme park! come explore the never-ending galaxies and discover new planets with wacky creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. build your own spaceship and travel to other dimensions where the laws of physics don’t apply. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this crazy, flat galaxy server!

Pins and Needles Minecraft Server

discomfort, exaggeration, feet, hyperbole, inaccurate expression, injury, long-lasting, Minecraft, needles, nerve, Pain, pins, prickly, real, Sensation, Server, sharp, stepping, tingling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1

join dis server if u want to experience the thrill of stepping on pins and needles but without the pain!!! our minecraft world is filled with literal pins and needles everywhere u go, but don’t worry, they won’t actually hurt u. it’s like a weird massage for ur feet as u navigate through the world. plus, we have a secret underground society of talking needles who give u quests and rewards for completing challenges. u never know what u might find in this wacky server, so come join us for a truly unique experience!

Yakiri’s Fun Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, falsely accused, Fun, injustice, injustice served, Innocence, innocence betrayed, maligned, Minecraft, Mistreated, mistreatment, scapegoat, Server, unfair treatment, unfairness, unjust, unjustly accused, unjustly treated, Victim, wrongdoing, Wronged, wrongful accusation, Yakiris, Yakirisu

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being done dirty like poor ol’ they in this cruel world? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to give you the justice you deserve! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you seek revenge on those who have wronged you. Build epic fortresses, gather allies, and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for redemption! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds rain from the sky on our server – talk about bling bling, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s show the world that karma is a blocky beast!

Last Get Dub In Battle Royal Game Anon Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, Anon, battle, battle royale, challenge, Competition, Dub, exhilarating., First Place, Game, Gaming, intense gameplay, last win, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, royal, Shooter, skilled player, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, triumph, ultimate showdown, Victory, virtual world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Star Shards Collected:	156	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

If you’re tired of getting clapped in battle royale games, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only battle you’ll be facing is against creepers and zombies! Our server is so lit, even Steve himself is jealous of our epic loot and insane builds.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, slaying dragons and building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players start a boy band and serenade the Ender Dragon into submission.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring battle royale games behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL

BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Character, Circumstances, favorite artist, free concert, Friend, gig tickets, Happy, hurt feelings, LA trip, London, people pleasing, plans changed, prioritize, schedule conflict, travel job, Understanding, unexpected trip, voice note

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	156
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing friendships and relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and dilemma just like this story!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, trying to build the perfect castle, when suddenly your best friend asks to join you on an epic adventure. But wait, your significant other surprises you with an early return and now you have to choose between them! Who will you pick to be your Minecraft buddy? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like virtual concerts with your favorite Minecraft artists and surprise appearances from famous YouTubers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle just like in this crazy story!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? See you in the game!

SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo”

alluring language, cheeky remarks, double entendre, erotic phrases, flirtatious banter, flirtatious phrases, innuendo, naughty sayings, provocative phrases, provocative talk, risque remarks, SaucySMP, seductive expressions, seductive language, sensual dialogue, sexual innuendo, spicy talk, steamy language, suggestive comments, suggestive language, tantalizing words, titillating words, unintentionally

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

embracing change, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, living in the present, making decisions, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming fear, personal growth, pursuing passions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, seizing the moment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Setting goals, Shouldve, Sooner, Started, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3563
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Towns Built:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border security, BorderBlock, conflict zone, defense forces, geopolitical tensions, global security, indian army, Indian soldiers, international peacekeeping, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, Lebanon Border, MIDDLE EAST, military deployment, military presence, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, security cooperation, Server, united nations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, 700 indian soldiers be chillin along da israel-lebanon border, like whaaat? dat’s sum next level protection for our pixelated world yo.

come join us and experience da thrill of building and surviving while surrounded by real life soldiers, like u gotta be on ur A game or else they might mistake u for a creeper and blow u up, haha jk. but seriously, join us for some epic adventures and maybe even make friends with some soldiers, who knows?

so come on, what u waitin for? join our server and let’s make some memories together, like da time we built a giant statue of a chicken and the soldiers thought it was a peace offering, haha good times.

RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge

aftermath, Assassination, body recovered, Conflict, hezbollah, investigation, Justice, leader, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, Political, Recovery, Revenge, rubble, RubbleCraft, suspects, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crops Grown:	8123	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	New Chunks Explored:	926749
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!

No. 690360015 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, chilling, Conspiracy, crime, dangerous game, dark past, Deception, detective, Gripping, hidden identity, INTENSE, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 690360015, plot twist, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

History Channel Meme Minecraft SMP

aliens, bigfoot, channel, History, history channel, Holocaust, Internet meme, meme, meme archive, meme collection, Meme culture, meme discovery, meme folders, meme hunt, meme nostalgia, meme search, meme sharing, Minecraft, Pyramids, smp, viral meme

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a meme-filled wonderland!

Join us at our Minecraft SMP where Bigfoot roams free at 6pm, aliens debate pyramid construction at 7pm, and the Holocaust… well, let’s just say things get weird at 8pm. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their gaming experience?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate meme hidden deep within the blocks. Join us now and let the craziness begin!