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YeehawNotInUSA Minecraft SMP

Adapting, Adjusting, anticipation, Culture Shock, foreign country, future plans, Gaining Weight, getting fat, hasn’t moved to America, immigration, international move, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Moving, new beginnings, new environment, prepping for move, Relocation, settling in, smp, starting fresh, weight gain, YeehawNotInUSA

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	88
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Votes:	7484
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even before setting foot in America, you’re already getting fat from all the virtual snacks you’ll be munching on! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and mountains of virtual ice cream. Who needs real food when you can feast like a king in our world?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who trade in rare, enchanted spuds. Will you uncover their starchy secrets and become the potato kingpin of the server?

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most food-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to expand your virtual waistline as you indulge in all the delicious delights our server has to offer.

Crafty Chunky Monkeys

bulking, Caloric Intake, Calorie Counting, Calorie Dense Foods, chunky, Crafty, FITNESS, fitness goals, Gaining Weight, Healthy Eating, Healthy Weight Gain, High Calorie Foods, meal planning, monkeys, muscle building, nutrition, Summer Body Goals, weight gain, Weight Gain Challenge, Weight Gain Diet, Weight Gain Journey, Weight Gain Progress, Weight Gain Tips

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

/Mine/Laugh/ – Minecraft SMP Comedy Club

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, club, comedy, Daily check-in rewards, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineLaugh, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, special program, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
New Chunks Explored:	195157	Animals Bred:	83

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds sing!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?

LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Votes:	3501
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Zombie Dances:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3006	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA