One time, a player found a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks were made of cheese. And don’t even get me started on the time a herd of sheep started a rebellion against the evil chicken overlords.
But the best part? The baha men let the dogs out. Yup, you heard me right. Those sneaky pups were just waitin’ for the perfect moment to escape and join our server. So if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether, come on over and join the madness!
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.
so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Monthly Crates | Each month a new custom item crate is launched. This month’s theme is turtles and sea life. |
| Quest | Complete quests to unlock crate keys and player experience. |
| Hats | Fun hats for the community to unlock through auctions. |
To contact our server support, join our discord. Our staff are active and are able to help you as fast as possible!
IP Address: mc.therealsmp.com
If you have any issues joining… CONTACT US VIA DISCORD.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the IP address provided: mc.therealsmp.com |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, everything on the SMP must be gained through playtime, experience, and quests |
| What are some features of the server? | Monthly crates, quests, and fun hats are some of the features available on the server. |
we have epic challenges that will test your pain threshold to the max. from jumping off cliffs to battling hordes of zombies, you will feel the adrenaline rush like never before. our players have even started a pain tolerance club where they compete to see who can endure the most pain without flinching.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us now and show off your incredible pain tolerance skills. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next pain tolerance champion of the server!
Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!
Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.
playkenaf.mcserver.us:25500
KefirCraft – The best RP project ever created!
The game takes place in 2023 in Russia, the fictional city of Kefirovo.
We have cars, a house system, a scooter system, a system of pills, intensive care, a system of handcuffs, a search, /me /try /do, drug №2t”!ki, passport systems, a social rating system, reports, fishing, a taser system, an economy , paydays, interesting quests and exciting RolePlay gameplay where you can be anyone! (and that’s not all!)
s13.joinserver.xyz:25756
?When you start the game on the server, you can create your own clan (state) or join existing ones.
?When creating your state, you must create a private block, which will create a region within which your (and your citizens’) buildings and chests will be protected from other players.
?When you join a state, you are automatically added to private.
?Sometimes a small amount of money will be taken from your balance (the amount is determined by the creator of the state) for accommodation. If you fail to pay taxes, you will automatically be excluded from the state.
?Develop, earn, pay taxes and improve your state.
?Communicate with other countries, look for allies. Trade, declare war or help them.
?Build buildings, protect the private block at any cost.
⚔Fight and conquer, defend and rule! – Any state can declare war on you. In this case, players from all 2 states are added to each other in private and can cause chaos at the enemy’s base. The main goal of the attackers is to capture (destruct) your private block, which will lead to the transfer of the entire territory to the invading state, the removal of your country and the end of the war.
n3.joinserver.ru:25635
It’s called Grandfather 2 – it’s an RP server on a flat world. Invite your friends and play with them. We do not have teams that influence the gameplay. We have no privacy or privileges. We have voice chat. The administration is adding content and new story events.
To get to the server, go to the discord server and write your nickname in the “White List” channel, then wait for the administration to add you to the white list.
Be sure to read the server rules, they are on the discord server. We welcome all players!
Voice chat is also installed on the server. To make Voice Chat work for you, download the plasmo voice mod
Discord – https://discord.gg/TpRpUgBpr9
YouTube -https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClpUCtKFUR0ylFjb3FVwRZw
Plasmo Voice – https://minecraft-inside.ru/mods/146041-plasmo-voice.html
You can also subscribe to the admin’s channel – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClpUCtKFUR0ylFjb3FVwRZw
There’s a stream here almost every day.
217.106.107.111:28533
m15.tmine.su
How to survive among many players in a 625×625 world?
Everyone gets tired of Minecraft sooner or later. At some point you have everything: armor, diamonds, houses, etc.
But what do you think of a world where diamonds, iron and even wood can run out?
625×625 is a private Minecraft server with a limited world. Server advantages:
– MEGAULTRA cool economy.
– Vulture is prohibited.
– Active communication: do you need diamonds? – agree.
– Plugins are connected to the microphone in the game.
VanillaCraft.ru-mc.ru:25568
On the server, the Owl (recreated based on the novel Endless Summer) is waiting for you with NPCs, quests with funny things that periodically border on silliness, minigames like chess/football/volleyball and so on. Outside of it is vanilla Minecraft 1.20.1 in which you can safely survive.
Regular events from the administration are held!
We are waiting for everyone. Enjoy the game everyone!
65.21.81.208
Minecraft NYXRP is a place where you can become anyone and do whatever you want! Do you want to become a villain and sell drugs, take over a regional drug den in the slums and supply various drugs to bandits and tramps? Or maybe you want to steal materials from military personnel? In Mineraft NUXRP, everything is possible: even if you prefer a peaceful existence, you can work in government agencies – on NUXRP servers all doors are open to you!
Set the rules, rule the whole state, stop at nothing! A large number of tasks, jobs and opportunities are available for every player on NYX Role Play! Enjoy playing Minecraft, and Arizona developers will take care of adding new features, features, additions and updates for a comfortable stay on the NYXRP server.
212.22.85.14
peachworld.ru
135.181.126.185:25744