One time, a player found a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks were made of cheese. And don’t even get me started on the time a herd of sheep started a rebellion against the evil chicken overlords.
But the best part? The baha men let the dogs out. Yup, you heard me right. Those sneaky pups were just waitin’ for the perfect moment to escape and join our server. So if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether, come on over and join the madness!
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.
so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Monthly Crates | Each month a new custom item crate is launched. This month’s theme is turtles and sea life. |
| Quest | Complete quests to unlock crate keys and player experience. |
| Hats | Fun hats for the community to unlock through auctions. |
To contact our server support, join our discord. Our staff are active and are able to help you as fast as possible!
IP Address: mc.therealsmp.com
If you have any issues joining… CONTACT US VIA DISCORD.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the IP address provided: mc.therealsmp.com |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, everything on the SMP must be gained through playtime, experience, and quests |
| What are some features of the server? | Monthly crates, quests, and fun hats are some of the features available on the server. |
we have epic challenges that will test your pain threshold to the max. from jumping off cliffs to battling hordes of zombies, you will feel the adrenaline rush like never before. our players have even started a pain tolerance club where they compete to see who can endure the most pain without flinching.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us now and show off your incredible pain tolerance skills. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next pain tolerance champion of the server!
Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!
Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.
