One time, a player found a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks were made of cheese. And don’t even get me started on the time a herd of sheep started a rebellion against the evil chicken overlords.
But the best part? The baha men let the dogs out. Yup, you heard me right. Those sneaky pups were just waitin’ for the perfect moment to escape and join our server. So if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether, come on over and join the madness!
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.
so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Monthly Crates | Each month a new custom item crate is launched. This month’s theme is turtles and sea life. |
| Quest | Complete quests to unlock crate keys and player experience. |
| Hats | Fun hats for the community to unlock through auctions. |
To contact our server support, join our discord. Our staff are active and are able to help you as fast as possible!
IP Address: mc.therealsmp.com
If you have any issues joining… CONTACT US VIA DISCORD.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the IP address provided: mc.therealsmp.com |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, everything on the SMP must be gained through playtime, experience, and quests |
| What are some features of the server? | Monthly crates, quests, and fun hats are some of the features available on the server. |
we have epic challenges that will test your pain threshold to the max. from jumping off cliffs to battling hordes of zombies, you will feel the adrenaline rush like never before. our players have even started a pain tolerance club where they compete to see who can endure the most pain without flinching.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us now and show off your incredible pain tolerance skills. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next pain tolerance champion of the server!
Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!
Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.
We Are A Lifesteal Minecraft Server Looking For Active Players! Please Consider Us On Your Joining List!
SoarsLifeSteal.apexmc.co
Bedrock ip: Nghs.minecraft.pe Bedrock port: 43641 A server with Bedwar, Lifesteal, Survival, Parkour, Free Rank, regular event Easy to play kits for beginner and lot moreMinecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Nghs SMP is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Bedwars, Parkour, LifeSteal, PVP, Land Claim, KitPvP, Economy, Survival Games modes.
Nghs.feathermc.gg
Imagine a world where you can breed and hand-feed lovebirds, just like in real life! Create contracts for the safety of the birds, set strict rules for new owners, and watch the drama unfold as friendships are tested over the price of a “stupid bird.”
Join now and experience the thrill of raising lovebirds, dealing with angry best friends, and making tough decisions about who is fit to own these precious creatures. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic lovebird breeding community in Minecraft history. Join today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, arguments, and maybe even a little bird drama. See you on the server!
Our server is perfect for players who love a good scandal and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. From entitled mother-in-laws to wedding day disasters, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the drama for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some juicy secrets along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft!
Lok’s Minecraft Survival is a complete vanilla server with no fancy add-ons, truly based on anarchy with minimal restrictions. The ownership system is centralized to prevent admin abuse. This server encourages skilled PvP and does not accommodate scripters.
play.lokweishes.com
The Blockcade Minecraft Server is NOW OPEN!
We’re excited to announce that our Survival game mode is officially up and ready for you to explore!
Join us at play.theblockcade.com and start your adventure today! Build, mine, craft, and survive with friends and players from around the world.
Server Features:
Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your world, and survive! Active Community: Meet fellow players and work together. Fun Events: Stay tuned for future server events and updates.
play.theblockcade.com:8699
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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