Gain MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LobsterLawsCraft: No Pain, Just Gain!

Food Industry, Pain, gain, switzerland, animal welfare

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the laws of Switzerland and make sure even our virtual lobsters are treated with respect! Join us for a hilarious and heartwarming experience as you navigate through a world where lobsters have rights and feelings too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of sentient squids who have formed their own underwater civilization. Will you befriend them or challenge their underwater dominance? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where even the smallest creatures are protected and respected. Who knows, maybe one day the rest of the Minecraft world will catch on to our lobster-loving ways!

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Swap Skills: Trade & Upgrade

Character development, Qualities, Skills, Self Discovery, CHANGE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade in your boring old qualities for some wild new ones! Imagine giving up your ability to resist eating that last piece of cake for the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. Or maybe you’d trade in your impeccable fashion sense for the skill to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (perfect for lighting up those dark caves). The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let’s see what crazy trades you can make!

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No Weight Gain from Knowledge

enlightening, imparting knowledge, educating, instructing, educational talk

so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.

plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.

so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

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Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

gain, Vile, Ethereal, trolling, chuds

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

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No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

gain, Minecraft, lack of empathy, unamused, lack of compassion

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

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SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

gym soreness, muscle soreness, gain, muscle tightness, SwoleCraft

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

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No Plane No Gain Server

Aerial Photography, navigation, geospatial data, gain, Google Earth

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!

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FitCraft: Gain Muscle, Not Weight

Style, fashion trends, self-care, Muscle, weight

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, your character starts growing like crazy. like, you’re getting taller and taller until you’re, like, a giant in the game. and then, you realize your clothes don’t fit anymore because you’re so huge.

but don’t worry, on this server, you can buy new clothes for your giant self. and the best part is, the only reasons you need to buy new clothes are if you gain, like, a ton of muscle or weight. so basically, if you’re getting swole or just eating too many virtual cheeseburgers, you gotta get some new threads.

join this server for the most ridiculous and hilarious fashion dilemmas you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who knew growing in a game could be so entertaining? come join us and see for yourself!

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Zap-Free Brain Gain Server

electrical current, Server, electrical stimulation, Brain, brain activity

come join our epic minecraft server where we make your brain big smart with all the voluntary exercise you can handle! no forced muscle movement here, just pure fun and cognitive performance improvement! our players have reported solving complex puzzles in record time and crafting the most epic builds ever seen in the minecraft universe. don’t miss out on the chance to level up your brain while having a blast with our awesome community. join now and let the brain gains begin!

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BlockBros: Pain to Gain!

resilience, gain, mental toughness, reddit, self improvement

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, have we got the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens starts attacking you. But fear not, because on our server, chickens are actually trained ninjas sent by the evil Chicken Overlord to test your combat skills. Can you defeat them and claim their feathers as trophies?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. One minute you’re a cow, the next you’re a creeper trying to blow up your friends. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s hilarious!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling ninja chickens and the absurdity of being a cow with a pickaxe? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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