Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
91/700 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
1 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
21 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
Secret Passages Found: |
5 |
Dimension Hops: |
5 |
Farms Harvested: |
221 |
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