We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.
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Join us for a chance to win virtual diamonds by completing crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff. Who needs nagging when you can have gagging… on all the laughter you’ll experience on our server!
Don’t worry about doing chores or taking care of anyone but yourself in the game. We promote self-love and self-care by letting you focus on your Minecraft adventures without any distractions.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of gagging (from all the jokes, of course). See you in the game!
| Key Features | Dynamic geopolitical roleplay |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | MedievalFactions, Cannons |
| Community Aspects | Immersive gameplay, strategic alliances |
| Server IP | 104.234.220.57:19227 |
| Dynmap | View Dynmap |
| Minecraft Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | Join Discord |
The server focuses on dynamic geopolitical roleplay where players shape their destinies.
Yes, the server uses MedievalFactions and Cannons for immersive gameplay.
You can join using the server IP: 104.234.220.57:19227. For Bedrock edition, join the Discord for more information.
Yes, the server supports Minecraft Version 1.21.4 and has ViaVersion and ViaBackwards available.
Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/hEVPAuuC to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.
| Key Features | Lifesteal server with unique death and kill mechanics |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Lightly modded SMP experience with limited player slots |
| Community Aspects | Zero tolerance for abuse or discrimination |
| Hosted In | Houston, Texas |
| Server Version | 1.21.1 using Fabric |
| Requirements | PC, Java, Modrinth, active participation, minimum age of 14 |
| Main Mods | Simple Voice Chat, Xaero’s Map, Sophisticated Backpacks, and more |
The server difficulty is set to Hard.
Backups are done daily to bi-daily.
Join the Discord server and navigate to the #application tab or complete the application form.
The maximum hearts are set to 20 by default.
Join the Discord or complete the application form.