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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6112 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!