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CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dimension Hops:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1811
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	836	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6155	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Armor Forged:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	238924
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchantments Applied:	95
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magic Items Found:	4669	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”