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TheVacuumCleaner [Modded]

airships, all the mods 9, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Community, Create, decor, Discord, eureka ships, GregTech, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, simulation, Space Addon, TheVacuumCleaner, Uptime, Valkyrien Skies, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Summer MC Server Overview

Server Info	Details
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What mods are included in The Dyson Sphere modpack?

Is the server whitelist-only?

Yes, the server is whitelist-only to ensure a fantastic community and engaging modded experience.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

What is the server’s uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

Jocat’s Chill Minecraft Server

Behavior, cancel culture, Chill, Community, controversy, criticism, dude, Fandom, Gaming, hate, human trash, internet, jocat, Jocats, judgment, liking women, Minecraft, ONLINE, Open, Opinions, Server, social media, TOXIC, V

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Villages Defended:	7
Emeralds Found:	6741	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	2439

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! We promise no controversial shenanigans here, just good old-fashioned block building fun. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server – trust us, you don’t want to miss out on their llama drama! So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples!

KissableLips Minecraft Server

adorable, Aesthetic, animated, Anime, Anime girl, attractive, beauty, cartoon, Character, cute, FANTASY, fictional, girl, japanese, kissable lips, KissableLips, Lips, long tail tag, love, Manga, Minecraft, Romantic, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	732291
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Join us and debate the important questions like, “Which anime girl has the most kissable lips?” Will it be Sailor Moon or Hatsune Miku? Only on our server will you find the answers to life’s most pressing questions. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle giant anime monsters with nothing but a diamond sword and your wits. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime adventures begin!

PixelPride Minecraft Server

acceptance, coming out, Communication, equality, family, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, non-judgmental, normalizing, open-minded, Pansexual, parenting, PixelPride, relationships, Server, Sexuality, Support, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of diversity and acceptance! Just like how this dad is cool with his daughter bringing home anyone, we welcome all players regardless of gender, sexuality, or creeper-phobia.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build your dream world with your girlfriend Brit or boyfriend Brent without any judgment. We don’t believe in big reveals or fancy to-dos, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

So come on over and show us your pansexual pride by creating the most fabulous rainbow castle or the most epic gender-neutral fortress. Because in this server, love is love and Minecraft is for everyone. Don’t be an AH, join us today!

SickWifeGolfTripAITA

annual getaway, annual tradition, balancing relationships, childcare, college friends, Communication Issues, conflicting priorities, family responsibilities, Family Support, golf trip, husband’s perspective, Marriage dynamics, parental duties, personal time, sick wife, SickWifeGolfTripAITA, spousal expectations, stomach flu, traditional activities, wife’s perspective

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8205
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ores Mined:	6494
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of being stuck at home taking care of everyone while missing out on all the fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family life for a while!

Imagine a world where you can pick up your friends from the airport without any stomach flu drama. Build your dream golf course without any interruptions from needy family members. Take a break from reality and immerse yourself in a virtual world where your only responsibility is to have fun!

Don’t let your wife guilt trip you into missing out on the annual golf trip with your college buddies. Join our server and let your mom take care of the kids while you enjoy some well-deserved me time. After all, it’s not like your friends can teleport themselves to the golf course, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Your virtual adventures await!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

career readiness, civic engagement, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, cultural competency, curriculum, education, EduCraft, emotional intelligence, environmental sustainability, financial literacy, global citizenship, innovation, lifelong learning, mental health awareness, Minecraft, problem solving, Server, social justice, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Are you tired of boring old school lessons that don’t prepare you for the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We teach you all the important life skills that schools are neglecting, like how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a diamond sword and some enchanted armor.

Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to build a house that can withstand a creeper explosion, how to navigate the treacherous waters of the Nether, and how to negotiate with villagers for the best trades.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers classes in potion brewing, redstone engineering, and even dragon slaying. So why waste your time in boring old school when you could be learning the skills you really need to succeed in life on our epic Minecraft server? Join us today and start your journey to becoming a true Minecraft master!

CreepyCrawlyCraft

adulting, BIZARRE, childhood memories, creepy, CreepyCrawlyCraft, disconcerting, Disturbing, eerie, growing up, innocence lost, Nostalgia, peculiar, strange, Uncanny, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, weird

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Remember when you used to play with dolls and stuffed animals as a kid? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where those dolls and stuffed animals come to life and start wreaking havoc! Join our server for a chance to team up with your childhood toys and take on epic quests to save the virtual world from their mischievous antics. Who knew that innocent playtime could turn into a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? So come on, grab your favorite teddy bear and get ready for a nostalgia-filled journey like no other!

PrisonCraftIranian

activism, artistic expression, CARTOONIST, Censorship, Creative Resistance, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International Outcry, iran, Iran Protests, Legal System, Media Suppression, Oppression, political activism, political prisoner, Prison, PrisonCraftIranian, sentenced, social justice

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6527	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	275
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the perfect place for u! come join our server where u can build, mine, and troll to ur heart’s content!

we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!

join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!

so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!

Tooth Fairy Inflation Craft

bedtime stories, cash only, childhood memories, children, Craft, Currency, Fairy, fairy tales, FANTASY, financial literacy, folklore, inflation, inflation protection, inflation rates, magical creatures, monetary gifts, MONEY, Myth, savings, teeth, TOOTH, tooth fairy, tooth loss

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	366512	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can pay in cash. like, who even uses digital currency anymore, amirite? plus, we got this crazy story about a group of chickens who learned how to build skyscrapers and now they rule the server. it’s wild, man. so come on down and join the madness, cash in hand, and see if u can survive the chicken apocalypse.

PewPewPolitics2023

2022, 2023, alarming rise, Conflict Resolution, Decline, extremism, findings, firearm use, Peacebuilding, PewPewPolitics2023, political violence, radicalization, research, social change, societal attitudes, statistics, study, Support, trends, united states, Violence prevention

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2904	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6249	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, fight zombies and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that PLUS u can like, join this epic battle between the red team and the blue team. it’s like, so intense, u won’t even believe it.

and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can like, find all these crazy weapons and armor. it’s like, a total game changer, trust me.

oh, and did i mention that there’s this super rare diamond sword that can like, shoot fireballs and stuff? it’s like, the most OP weapon ever.

so, like, if u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever and like, be a total boss, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever, u won’t even believe it.