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Crafty Choices Minecraft Server

anger issues, body count, Choices, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, double standards, emotional baggage, fat virgin woman, hot stacy, hypothetical scenarios, judgment, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal values, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, Server, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, VIRGINITY, would you rather

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

SMP: Kneel Before the TRVE Aryans

aryans”, Balto-Slavic, Balto-Slavic speakers, common language, Frederik Kortlandt, HOMELAND, Indo-European homeland, Indo-Europeans, kneel, Language, Migrations, Proto-Indo-European, Proto-Indo-European homeland, Proto-Indo-European speakers, smp, speakers, Territory, trve, TRVE aryans

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets of the common language near the Proto-Indo-European homeland! Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find ancient relics that will give you the power to speak Balto-Slavic! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause with that kind of linguistic power. Plus, Frederik Kortlandt himself might make a guest appearance to drop some knowledge bombs on you. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – join now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Budget, Costs, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, half siblings, in-laws, INTIMATE, Invitation, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Server, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping things small and intimate? Look no further than our server! Just like this bride, we believe in only inviting those closest to us – no random half-siblings allowed!

Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).

And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!

CakeWars – SisterStealer

Apology, BETRAYAL, birthday cake, birthday celebration, cakewars, close relationship, communication breakdown, emotional distress, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gaslighting, insensitivity, mental health, overreacting, Selfishness, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterStealer, teenage behavior, trust issues

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with bratty siblings who steal your birthday cake slices and ruin your special day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can blow out your candles in peace (virtually, of course)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never steal your cake or gaslight you. Plus, we have a virtual Photo Booth where you can take pictures with your friends from different states! Say goodbye to teenage drama and hello to a fun and wholesome gaming experience. Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

CraftyLawz: No more creepers in politics!

civil rights, constitutional revision, CraftyLawz, CREEPERS, governance improvement, government regulations, judicial system, law enforcement, law reform, legal amendment, legal code, legal framework, legal overhaul, legal reform, legal revision, Legal System, legislative amendment, legislative process, legislative reform, policy change, Politics, public policy, social justice

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old laws cramping your style? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest legislative dreams come true! Want to make it illegal to wear socks with sandals? Done. How about mandating that everyone must have a pet llama? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our lawless land of pixelated chaos. Join now and become the ruler of your own ridiculous realm!

EuroCraft: Ukraine Aid Boost

aid, Boost, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense budget, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european allies, european union, extra funding, financial support, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, security assistance, Ukraine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3109	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so like, u know how germany is all like “we gonna give ukraine some money for military stuff” well guess what, they gonna give them 397 million euros!! that’s like, a lot of money, dude. so like, if u wanna be part of a server that supports ukraine and their military, then u gotta join us. we gonna be like the ultimate defenders of ukraine in minecraft. we gonna build giant walls and have epic battles against the bad guys. plus, we gonna have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds. so like, join us now and be part of the epic adventure!!

BoneCraft: Tougher Concrete Server

BoneCraft, building design, building materials, Concrete, concrete innovation, construction, construction industry, damage resistance, Durability, Engineering, Engineers, Hollow concrete, human bones, innovative design, innovative materials, materials science, Server, strength, structural engineering, structure, sustainable materials, Technology, Tougher, toughness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6982
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of your weak, pathetic Minecraft buildings getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, have no fear because our server has the solution for you! We got that hollow concrete that’s as tough as human bones, baby! That’s right, we’re talking 5x better toughness than regular old boring concrete. How do we do it, you ask? By poking holes in that bad boy’s structure, that’s how! It’s like Swiss cheese, but way more badass.

Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!

Valeo MC

Adventure, Builds, Community, Discord, Economy, Factions, free to play, Minigames, multiplayer, No Donations, Plugins, PvP, restarts, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.

For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.

Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.

The server is completely free to play and has no donations!

mss.valeo-mc.org

Adventures Skyblock

Adventures, Community, Discord, long-term players, newly opened, PvE, PvP, questions, Roleplay, Server Status, Skyblock, Updates

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	540
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may

AdventuresSmp.xyz:25663

Jujutsu Society’s Savior Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, brotherhood, Chapter 270, Chapter 271, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, countdown, EXCITEMENT, friendship, Jujutsu, Jujutsu Society, Manga, Minecraft, plot twist, Powers, Reveal, SAVIOR, Saviour, Server, Societys, Supernatural, the one

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is THE ONE! Forget about chapter 270271, because on our server, you’ll be embarking on epic quests to find THE ONE diamond block that will bring you ultimate power and riches!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!