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Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abortion, biological children, Chad, Chad Criteria, Chads, Cheating, child support, Crafty, death, feats, financial support, impregnation, male prostitution, Minecraft, Modeling, murder, physical fight, Polygynous Relationship, rape, Regain Status, Server, sex work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	5713
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crops Grown:	5891	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	8823
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Animals Bred:	186	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	121
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2479
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	565	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Potions Brewed:	109
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ores Mined:	2727
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

boss battle victory, boss defeated, enjoying gameplay, first boss defeated, first boss victory, first try victory, fun game, game boss battle, game enjoyment, Game Progress, Game update, gameplay update, gaming enjoyment, gaming progress, gaming update, LA MULANA, LlamaLunaCraft, Minecraft, progress update, smp, video game progress, video game victory

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!