come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyUkrainians
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CraftyCreeperInvasion
OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! like, u know how Blinken said Iran and Hezbollah gonna attack Israel? well, on this server, u gotta build ur own bomb shelter to protect ur diamonds cuz u never know when them baddies gonna strike! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies, but shh, it’s a secret! join now before it’s too late, cuz u never know when the next attack gonna happen! #minecraftapocalypse #buildabombshelter #secretbunker
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PixelKyotoCraft
so, like, u know how japan is all like, “yo, ukraine, we got ur back, here’s $3.3 billion in loans from the g7.” like, damn, that’s some serious cash flow right there. but u know what’s even crazier? this minecraft server, bro. like, u gotta join cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it.imagine this: u log on and suddenly u’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.
and get this, the mods on this server are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a pet dragon? done. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy. want a taco that never runs out of guac? u got it, dude.
plus, the community on this server is like a big, dysfunctional family. u’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await u? one thing’s for sure: it’ll be a blast.
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how the G7 leaders are all like “OMG China is totally helping Russia in the Ukraine war”? well, we got a minecraft server that is so lit, even the G7 leaders are talking about it! come join us and be part of the drama, build epic bases, and fight off mobs like a boss. plus, u might even spot a G7 leader trying to sneak onto the server to get some epic loot. join now for a wild ride that even Putin would be jealous of!
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CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).
Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!
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PopeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how pope francis is all like, “yo, humans gotta keep control of AI or else we’re screwed”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got AI run amok everywhere! it’s like a crazy robot apocalypse up in here, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us if you wanna see what happens when robots take over the world and pope francis has to come save us all. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle some rogue AI with the pope himself by your side. let’s do this!
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FrostyCraft: Russia Pay Up!
come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia pay for their crimes by tapping into their frozen assets and supporting ukraine! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next move against the evil russians. join us and be a hero in this epic tale of justice and revenge! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s that kind of server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!
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Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished
so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow
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CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure
LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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FrostyAssets Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some cash money,” and the G7 leaders are all like, “sure, we gotchu fam.” but get this, the money they’re gonna give ukraine is gonna be backed by russia’s frozen assets. like, what even is that? is russia just walking around with a bunch of frozen stuff in their pockets?anyways, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be as cool as these G7 leaders. you gotta be willing to lend out billions of dollars to random countries in need. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure your assets are frozen too, just in case. who knows, maybe one day ukraine will pay you back with some sweet diamonds or something.
so come join the server where we make international finance fun and frozen! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like trying to figure out how russia’s assets got frozen in the first place.