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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8109 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5407 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?