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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4736 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?