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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 461 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 1819 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of having your parenting decisions constantly overturned by a man who just stepped into your daughter’s life! Watch as your daughter slowly starts to see Matthew as her real father, leaving you feeling like a Minecraft block that’s been left out in the rain.
But don’t worry, we also offer opportunities for you to express your resentment and confusion in a safe and virtual environment. Build your own virtual world where you can assert your parental rights and maybe even win back your daughter’s affection from Matthew, the Minecraft dad of the year!
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?