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NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

HateCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6928	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3499
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2571	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	159	Ores Mined:	9244
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1411	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magic Items Found:	2034	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bros, brother, Chores, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, freeloading, Girlfriend, guest etiquette, House, house rules, household expenses, living arrangement, living together, long-term stay, Minecraft, Pays, PLAYS, privacy, Server, shared space, Utilities

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	2825
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!