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CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

7 am, accident, ANNOYED, Blocking, CommuteCraft, Connection, Driving, exit, freeway, Happy, hurt feelings, lane switch, love, mini argument, morning commute, reciprocate, smiling, Surprise, UnhappyHubby, waving, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	496
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	3870

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8852	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Items Found:	5366	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	260	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crops Grown:	5191
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

comma separated, G.., georgia, h.., list, long tail, Minecraft, Rome, smp, tags, V, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!