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Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

NoLaptopForYou

adult content, aita, bedroom door, crashing sound, Decision making, fragile things, fyp, G rated, laptop, lego collection, little cousin, Locks, ninja kidz, NoLaptopForYou, overprotective, PG movie, replacement sets, Ryan’s World, saving money, uncle

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of your little cousin wreaking havoc on your precious belongings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can touch your $4,500 Lego collection! Our server is a safe space for all your virtual creations, where no overprotective uncles or destructive cousins can ruin your fun. Build to your heart’s content without fear of any crashing sounds or Lego-smashing incidents. Join now and say goodbye to family drama, and hello to endless building possibilities!

MineSpot Frenzy

comparison, Competition, Decline, Entertainment, Frenzy, Gamespot, Gaming, History, ign, Industry, Journalism, Media, MineSpot, Nostalgia, ONLINE, outlets, Popularity, Preference, reviews, Rivalry, success, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Remember the good old days when Gamespot was the reigning champ of gaming news? Well, they lost the crown when they tried to challenge our Minecraft server! IGN may be successful, but they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server. Join us for wild adventures, insane builds, and a community so awesome, even Notch himself is jealous! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the ultimate gaming experience – join our server now and see why Gamespot couldn’t handle the heat!

Lost in Translation: Where Translators Notes are Loved and Confusion Reigns Supreme

Communication, confusion, cool word, cultural context, episode, Explanation, Frustration, GOOGLE, hate, Japanese culture, Language, learning, Lost, loved, Notes, REIGNS, research, Subtitles, SUPREME, translation, translation notes, translators, translators notes, Understanding, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4360
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t explain anything? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of not having to pause the episode to Google random Japanese words because we actually explain them! Plus, our server is so cool that even the mobs are learning Japanese culture, so you’ll never have a dull moment. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the insanity begin!

MemeCraft LOLZ

Accuracy, Authenticity, credibility, Debunked, facts, funny, humor, internet, lolz, meme, Memecraft, Misinformation, ONLINE, satire, skepticism, social media, trending, Truth, Truth or fiction, validity, viral, viral content

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes! So come on down and see how true this meme really is – but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Pixelated Potatoes

/b/ros, A.I. question, Amateur A.I., cataloging, Categorizing, effect, Future, Id, Jane Smith, Mr. SKIN, normies, Pics, pimeyes, pixelated, Potatoes, privacy, process, search, Steroids, Technology, Wins

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Emeralds Found:	6550	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is powered by a super intelligent A.I. that is constantly learning and evolving.

Imagine a world where every win from the legendary /b/ros is cataloged and categorized by our A.I. Want to see all the pics of Jane Smith ever posted? Our A.I. can make it happen, like pimeyes on steroids!

Join our server and witness the chaos as the A.I. takes over, creating a Mr. SKIN for normies where you can find everything ever created about anyone. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Souls Server

armored core, armored core vi, bloodborne, code vein, Crafty, dark souls, demons souls, elden ring, Fires of Rubicon, FromSoftware General, fsg, Information documents, King’s Field, lies of p, Lords of the Fallen, News, Nioh, patch notes, sekiro, Server, Shadow of the Terdtree, Souls, Souls-Like, Soulslike, Steam tags

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further, because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Shadow of the Terdtree! Rumor has it, this mystical tree holds the key to unlocking unimaginable power in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where you can battle it out in Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon! Build your own armored suit and dominate the battlefield in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough, we have information documents for all your favorite games like Elden Ring, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and more! Plus, if you’re a fan of Soulslike games, we’ve got you covered with recommendations for games like Nioh, Lies of P, and Code Vein.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world of adventure, mystery, and insanity like never before!

PhenoMinecraft: Where Creepers and Endermen debate genetics and build epic worlds!

biology, BUILD, CREEPERS, debate, endermen, Epic, gene expression, genetic analysis, genetic characteristics, genetic code, genetic determinants, genetic disorders, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic markers, genetic mutations, genetic profiling, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, PhenoMinecraft, phenotype, worlds

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1040	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky friends to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest phenotype in all of Minecraft. What is this phenotype, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves rainbow-colored creepers, diamond-encrusted chickens, and a magical unicorn that poops out golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy world filled with pixelated madness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

FriendshipCraft

alienation, depression, Difficulty, envy, Friends, FriendshipCraft, Frustration, IMPOSSIBLE, Introvert, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, longing, Normalfags, outcast, Outsider, rejection, Sadness, Social Skills, Struggle, UNFAIR

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Buildings Constructed:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because on our server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Our community is so welcoming, you’ll have more friends than you can count (literally, because who has time for math when there are creepers to be avoided).

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by fellow misfits who understand the struggle of being a social outcast in the real world. We’ve got players from all walks of life, from socially awkward introverts to extroverted meme lords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re actually just staring at a screen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and finally experience the joy of friendship in a world where being a normalfag is actually a compliment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the best dad jokes. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that kind of entertainment.

WombCraft: Where even the creepers are concerned about your fertility

advice, age, balance, career, Commitment, Community, concerned, CREEPERS, decision, Dilemma, dreams, family, fertility, Future, goals, life choices, Oshi, parenthood, Priorities, relationships, streaming, Support, WombCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1041	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

And if you’re feeling lonely and looking for love, don’t worry, because on our server, you can find your soulmate and start a family all while streaming your epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, right?

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected.

AutoCraft Season 4: Where Mobs Fear to Tread and Creepers Know Better Than to Explode

#youtube, application form, Autocraft, BUILD, close-knit, Connected, content creators, creative skills, Creators, CREEPERS, Discord, explode, fear, Fun, Minecraft, mobs, Season, Server, smp, storylines, Tread, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	AutoCraft SMP
Season	5th season
Purpose	Close-knit SMP for content creators
Application Form	Click here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join AutoCraft SMP?	Content creators on YouTube who are 18+.
What is the main focus of AutoCraft SMP?	To create connected builds and storylines while having fun.
How can I apply to join AutoCraft SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above.
Where can I find more information about AutoCraft SMP?	Check out our YouTube channel and Discord server (links provided above).

VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

Anime, Choices, ending, FANTASY, flat-chested, fuck, hot vampires, Kou, love, Lust, Manga, Nazuna, pink hair, refute, romance, shitty, socially awkward, SUCKS, Supernatural, Surrounded, VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!