NoLaptopForYou

adult content, aita, bedroom door, crashing sound, Decision making, fragile things, fyp, G rated, laptop, lego collection, little cousin, Locks, ninja kidz, NoLaptopForYou, overprotective, PG movie, replacement sets, Ryan’s World, saving money, uncle

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	3527	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of your little cousin wreaking havoc on your precious belongings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can touch your $4,500 Lego collection! Our server is a safe space for all your virtual creations, where no overprotective uncles or destructive cousins can ruin your fun. Build to your heart’s content without fear of any crashing sounds or Lego-smashing incidents. Join now and say goodbye to family drama, and hello to endless building possibilities!

Cozy

Active Staff, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, custom content, Discord, Economy, Events, friendly community, Furniture, java, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, Premium, Prison, Quest, Questing, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vehicles

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	228
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Bedrock and Non-Premium Java supported!

Cozy is a brand new SMP server offering a variety of custom content and features. We have a friendly community and an active staff team. We offer quests, furniture, vehicles and much more.

Join our community today: Discord – https://discord.gg/cozymc Java – mc.cozy.net Bedrock – mc.cozy.net (port 19132) Website – store.cozy.net

mc.cozy.net

GreenCraft SMP – where semi-vanilla means half chocolate and half green beans!

alliances, Beans, bedrock, Chocolate, collectables, Crates, Cross-Play, Dynmap, Events, Factions, Green.., GreenCraft, java, Maps, Means, Minigames, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Racing, Rewards, ruins, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, union, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	6066	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Platform	IP	Port
Java	151.80.47.150:25643	N/A
Bedrock	151.80.47.150	27049

Overview:

Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.

Features:

Nations: Create nations up to 750×750 blocks in size with 2 other players. Nations can have wars, alliances, or unions. Being part of a nation is optional.
Quests: Complete Daily, Weekly, and permanent quests for rewards.
Events: Participate in frequent events to win crate keys, money, and collectable maps.
Minigames: Access PVP, racing, parkour, and other minigames in the dedicated world.
Other: Collectable Maps, Ruins, Crates, Dynmap, and more.

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.

3. What rewards can I win in events?

Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.

4. Are there specific rules for the server?

Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

big problem, comedy, cringe, discrimination, humor, Issue, Lesbian jokes, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Nerissa, not funny, offensive, proof, QueerCraft, Real Life, Server, Shiori, social commentary, Stereotypes, suspected, taboo, tired, trust me bro

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets! Join us and witness the epic battle between Nerissa and Shiori as they navigate their way through the world of Minecraft…and maybe even discover their true identities as lesbians (allegedly)! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Trust us, this server is not your average blocky adventure.

AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP

Anime, Anime back, Anime delay, AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP, back, DELAY, delayed, Dungeon no Naka no Hito, episode, Event, fuck, give me, Olympic delay, olympics, Satan, Shit, Shoushimin, Shoushimin episode, Week, Wistoria, Wistoria anime

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	1119
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of the Olympics ruining your anime schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all Olympic coverage and focus solely on watching anime together! No more delays, just pure uninterrupted anime enjoyment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a huge anime fan and may make a guest appearance to watch with us. So come join us and say goodbye to the satanic piece of shit event that is the Olympics! #AnimeOverOlympics

PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

2 years old, aita, approach dogs, barking dog, danger, Distance, dog barking, drinking water, front yard, hot out, House, insane person, irresponsible parent, lady yelling, My Kid, Permission, pissed, playing in daily, playing outside, PupCraft, stranger, strangers dog, supervise my son, supervise my son better, woof, YARD

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Potions Brewed:	66	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP

gender change, gender discrimination, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7539	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team with a never-ending supply of chickens in your base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Gender Swap” plugin, where players have the chance to experience life as the opposite gender. Imagine the hilarity of a group of tough, burly miners suddenly finding themselves in frilly dresses and high heels! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue when the tables are turned.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of Minecraft and encourages players to let loose and have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what women might dislike the most if they were to become men? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BlockyBanterMC

adult humor, adult joke, BlockyBanterMC, crude joke, dirty humor, dirty joke, explicit humor, explicit joke, funny, humor, inappropriate humor, inappropriate joke, JOKE, mature humor, naughty joke, NSFW, obscene joke, off-color joke, raunchy joke, risque joke, vulgar joke

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	74	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Items Found:	2820
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

ParisianPixel Minecraft Server

celebration, city of lights, cultural event, Eiffel Tower, Entertainment, Event, extravagant display, fashion, Festivities, fireworks, French capital, grand spectacle, iconic landmarks, lights up, Minecraft, Music, opening ceremony, Paris, ParisianPixel, Performances, red carpet, Server, unique style

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat it had an opening ceremony dat lit up paris in a unique style. like, who does dat? only da coolest minecraft server ever, dat’s who!

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills.

but wait, there’s more! we also have custom plugins dat let u do things like fly on a unicorn or turn into a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCleric’sWifeBeating101

beat, cleric, controversy, CraftyClericsWifeBeating101, cultural norms, domestic violence, Gender Roles, hot water, HUMAN RIGHTS, instructing, Islam, Marriage, Misogyny, Muslim, Proper ways, Religion, Russian, Social Issues, traditional beliefs, Wife, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ores Mined:	1032

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even a prominent russian muslim cleric would wanna join?! yea, u heard me right! we got all the craziness u need in a minecraft server!

imagine this, u log in and suddenly u see a giant mosque built entirely out of diamond blocks! yea, we got that kind of luxury here! and guess what? we have a special event where u can challenge the cleric himself to a build battle! winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground fight club we have? yea, u can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a special prize of a pet creeper! yea, u heard me right, a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to beat the cleric in a build battle!

GrillmastersGuild

art, Chefs, Consumption, Cooking, cooking techniques, cuisine, culinary arts, culinary professionals, culinary skills, deceased remains, Food, food preparation, Gastronomy, Gourmet, GrillmastersGuild, kitchen, meal preparation, morticians, Preparation, superior manner, trained professionals

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1332	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	86
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

hey u! ya u, tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where all u do is mine and build? well come join our server where we take cooking to a whole new level! we don’t just cook food, we cook DECEASED REMAINS! that’s right, we’re like morticians but for food! our chefs are trained professionals who will make sure those remains are prepared in the most superior manner possible. so if u wanna experience the thrill of cooking up some crazy meals and have a laugh while doing it, then join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new favorite dish made from the most unexpected ingredients. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get cooking!

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