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ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2756
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crops Grown:	4007	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

FatahFrenzyMC

armed conflict, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Fatah, FatahFrenzyMC, foreign relations, hezbollah, international news, Israel, le monde, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, targeted killing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

u know what else is killin it? this minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with blocky pigs and creepers! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and enchanted swords that can slay dragons with one hit! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens!

rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all the land. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the world of minecraft!

PixelPerfectCraft

beauty standards, camera quality, digital age, digital filters, FILTERS, grainy quality, image editing, modern society, Nostalgia, old cameras, photo manipulation, photography, PixelPerfectCraft, self improvement, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, social media, Technology, visual aesthetics., visual culture

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

animal research, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cell regeneration, digestive system, fasting and cancer, fasting benefits, FastingCraft, gut health, heal injuries, Health research, intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting effects, intestinal cancer, intestinal health, intestinal stem cells, mice study, mouse model, Regeneration, stem cell regeneration, stem cell therapy, StemCellz

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!

The Tangles: Where You’ll Get Lost in More Things Than Just the Name! Join Now and Find out!

alchemist, Archery, artificer, Cook, Development, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Find, Fish, Join, Lost, Passion, Puzzles, Quests, Rewards, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, Suggestions, Tangles, Trailer, WATCHMAKER, Youll

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server

Server Features	Battle through dungeons with allies
	Explore the shattered world of the Tangles
	Navigate the twisted political realities of factions
	Choose from various roles: Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook
	Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden rewards
	Join the Discord for updates and community
Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us

Trailer:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8aTDy8NdCp/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open?	Yes, the server is now open for players to join.
What roles can players choose from?	Players can choose from Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook.
What rewards can be found through exploration?	Exploration can lead to quests, puzzles, miniboss battles, and hidden rewards like unique loot or consumables.
How can I stay updated on server developments?	Join the Discord community for the server for updates, suggestions, and discussions.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram.

CraftyWarZone Minecraft Server

biracial, Black, CraftyWarzone, disabled, female, Lesbian, Minecraft, not feeling well, Server, War Within, World of Warcraft, Wowsisters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, we have biracial, black, disabled, female, lesbian players ruling the land!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the drama is real on this server – you never know what crazy shenanigans our diverse player base will get up to next!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most inclusive and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you can’t handle the non-stop laughs and chaos!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!