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NoPainNoGainMC Server

rocks, age, parents, snorkeling, lanky

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

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DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

Diversity, interracial relationship, white passing, olive skin, family dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

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CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Political unrest, Server, women’s rights violations, UN, executions

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

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CraftyBerlin

Condolences, international relations, CraftyBerlin, diplomat, suspicious death

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Smoking Blocker Server

Server, Treatment, behavioral therapy, major depressive disorder, substance use disorder

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

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Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

promiscuous, Fair Play, STEM studies, MILLIONAIRE, Land

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

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ExFamilyGriefCraft

Financial, Rent, Divorce, Circumstances, Utilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

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MissileMayhemMC

fighter jet, aerial combat, Defense, war effort, sortie

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

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Baby Boom Server

maternal instincts, Evolution, life-threatening process, Prevention, boom

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

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Viral Vixen’s Blocky Adventures

case study, personalized medicine, cancer treatment, Recurrent Breast Cancer, breast cancer awareness

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?

Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!

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