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StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	817094	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3228
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8446	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8341
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	93	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

eternity.mc.gg

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

cuzwedid.xyz

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6685	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Farms Harvested:	982	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Votes:	4197	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Villages Defended:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!