Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

aita, Communication, compromise, futurama sleeper, headphone, headphones, Hilarity, Minecraft, relationship issues, sleep accessories, sleep disturbances, sleep mask, sleep preferences, sleep solutions, sleeping aids, sleeping arrangements, sleeping comfort, sleeping habits, sleeping problems, sleeping soundly, sleeping with headphones, white noise

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Clonepocalypse: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Clonepocalypse, Cloning, conformity, ethical implications, existential crisis, global uniformity, Human nature, identity crisis, Individuality, mass replication, Minecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, societal collapse, societal norms, Ultimate, UNIQUENESS, world domination

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world is a wacky place filled with clones of yourself! Imagine a world where everyone is just as awesome, hilarious, and stylish as you are.

Join us for epic adventures where you can team up with your clones to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and prank unsuspecting players with your identical shenanigans.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy when everyone is exactly like you. Who knows what chaos will ensue when the entire server is filled with your unique brand of mischief?

So come on in and see what it’s like to have a world full of your clones. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great hilarity!

PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma

criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal law, Dilemma, Government, incarceration, justice reform, justice system, Keir Starmer, Keirs, law enforcement, new PM, overcrowding, penal system, policy reform, prison population, prison reform, PrisonCraft, prisoners, Rehabilitation, sentencing, Social Issues, UK politics

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3315	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!

SurgicalVoodooCraft

Alternative Medicine, anatomy, ancient practices, belief systems, healing practices, Healthcare, magic rituals, medical procedures, medical tools, mystical objects, occult objects, supernatural tools, superstition, Surgeons, surgical accuracy, surgical instruments, surgical precision, SurgicalVoodooCraft, traditional healing, voodoo dolls, witchcraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on giant spiders! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can craft voodoo dolls to control the mobs and make them do your bidding. Surgeons are lining up to join this server because they know voodoo dolls would be really useful for their operations. Plus, did I mention that the pigs in this server can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GlowCraft: Selectively Irrelevant

adaptations, by-product, detectable, Fluorescence, functional fluorescence, GlowCraft, GLOWING, Irrelevant, land vertebrates, perceptual adaptations, selection, selectively, SPECIALIZED, terrestrial habitats, Traits, UV light, vertebrates

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where everything GLOWS like a rave party under UV light! you’ll be shining brighter than a disco ball in the dark, attracting all the mobs to your fabulousness.

in this server, fluorescence is not just a by-product, it’s a way of life. you’ll be the envy of all the land vertebrates as you strut your stuff in your glowing armor and weapons.

don’t worry about being undetectable, because in this world, you’ll be standing out like a neon sign in a sea of darkness.

specialized perceptual adaptations? pshh, who needs ’em when you’re glowing like a star in the night sky. join us and let your inner glow shine through in ways you never thought possible.

🌎 Infinity Isles: Where even the creepers know everyone’s pronouns

Application Process, Builder, CREEPERS, Discord, East US coast, Everyones, Fairness, Griefers, hidden gems, Infinity, Isles, Lore, material gatherer, Performance, Player builds, Player Economy, player head database, Player-run shopping district, Pronouns, Semi Vanilla, server expansion, Spleef, Stability, throwable items, weekly events, weekly fishing contests

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Infinity Isles <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/faito/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Java
Age Requirement	18+
Location	East US coast

What Makes Us Stand Out?

Semi vanilla gameplay
Whitelisted server
Player-run projects
Weekly events and contests
No pay-to-win donation perks
Active Discord community

Join us today!

Apply in our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: What are the donation perks?

A: Donation perks are non-pay-to-win and include commands like /sit and /lay, as well as access to the player head database.

Q: Are griefers dealt with promptly?

A: Yes, our staff team swiftly handles griefers and rolls back any damage caused by them.

Q: Can I participate in player-run projects?

A: Yes, we actively encourage players to help develop the server’s appearance by contributing to building projects.

Kagurabachi Crafty Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle scenes, Character development, Crafty, FANTASY, graphic novel, Japanese culture, Japanese folklore, Kagurabachi, long tail tag, Manga, manga art, manga series, Mythology, serialization, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a sneaky army of evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this pic would have been sex in the actual serialization.

RecoverCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Connection, emotional well being, finding friends, Friends, friendship, healing, mental health, Minecraft, RecoverCraft, Recovery, recovery goals, recovery journey, recovery process, recovery progress, recovery resources, recovery support, resilience, self-care, Server, strength, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
New Chunks Explored:	250688	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell dad jokes – yes, you heard that right!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and singing villagers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island that is constantly changing and evolving. One day you might be mining for diamonds, and the next you could be racing against a herd of speedy turtles in a Mario Kart-style competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s recover together, because let’s face it, where are my frens at?

Dadz2Fam Minecraft Server

blended families, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dadz2Fam, difficult conversations, dinner refusal, Divorce, emotional discomfort, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family secrets, father daughter relationship, Minecraft, parental divorce, parental relationships, personal boundaries, POLYGAMY, second family, Server, stepfamily, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7175
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your dad’s new family doesn’t exist! Build your own virtual family with blocks instead of dealing with awkward dinners and uncomfortable situations. Our server is a safe space where you can freely express your boundaries without anyone forcing you to consider them as family. Plus, we have a special feature where you can block out any unwanted family members with just a click of a button! Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where you’re in control. Join now and build your dream family without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

CraftyGFHouseworkPayup

aita, arrangement, bills, clean, Conversation, CraftyGFHouseworkPayup, DEBT, Everything.., Free Time, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, groceries, house stuff, long-distance relationship, MONEY, move in, Pay, prick, pushback, Switch

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some drama in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual relationships gone wrong.

Imagine a world where you can choose your own financial arrangement with your virtual partner. Will you go 50/50 on bills or opt for the gender roles option where one person pays for everything? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some virtual drama!

Watch as your virtual partner hoards all their virtual money, leaving you to foot the bill for everything from groceries to rent. Will you be able to handle their constant pushback and prickly attitude when asked to do a simple 5-minute task?

But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always switch to a 50/50 arrangement. Just be prepared for the virtual fallout that may ensue. Join our server now and experience the virtual relationship rollercoaster of a lifetime!

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