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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4296 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!