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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2125 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
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