Join Us or You’ll Never Know What You’ve Missed…
Did you know that this is the greatest server in the multiverse? Or is it the worst? But what is “worst” anyway when you’re hurtling towards oblivion in a blocky Eden? You NEED to experience the endless chasms of joy mixed with sorrow as you build a castle of bananas in the sky with an army of sentient cows. If you don’t join, I can assure you that you will be haunted by the shadows of your choice! So, come join, and question your very existence while you stare into the depth of the Woolen Void!
Unreasonably Amazing Features!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Lava School | Learn to swim in molten rock! Only 739% fatal! |
| Time-Travelling Creepers | Creepers from the year 2050 explode on your past self! |
| Ninja Slimes | They’ll steal your diamonds & your sanity while you sleep! |
| Cursed Healing Potions | Heals you but turns you into a chair for 3 Minecraft days! |
| Reverse Nether Portals | Travel to dimensions that don’t exist yet! But they will! |
Your Questions Answered (but not really)
Q: Is there an age restriction? A: Age is merely a construct of the mind! What if you’re actually a 73-year-old cat residing in a parallel universe? Come as you are – or don’t, who’s to say?
Q: Do I have to pay for anything? A: Currency is a social pliable illusion! You should be paying in dreams, not coins. But you may end up paying with your sanity, so choose wisely!
Q: What do I do if I encounter a bug? A: Bugs are friends. Embrace them; let them guide you to the dark side of your unfulfilled desires. Or eat them—depends how hungry you are!
Random Glimpses of Reviews
“He had a muskrat on his head… and it never stopped meowing.” – Anonymous “The walls whispered secrets about my lack of socks.” – Anonymous “I built a castle… and then it ate my mom.” – Anonymous “If you stare too long at the sun, the sun stares back.” – Anonymous
