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AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2388	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Potions Brewed:	171
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Buildings Constructed:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Votes:	8225	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	1687	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7513
Animals Bred:	78	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!