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BlockyWar: Minecraft Server

Africa, aggression, BlockyWar, CASUALTIES, Conflict, discrimination, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, human rights violations, imperialism, international relations, Manipulation, military intervention, Minecraft, Propaganda, racism, russia, Server, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Russia be sending young Africans to fight in their war against Ukraine! But don’t worry, on our server, we only send zombies to fight in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! It’s a wild ride, fam! Plus, we got a secret underground base where you can chill with llamas and pandas while sippin’ on some potion of invisibility. So come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

CreeperCaptiveNoa’sHouse

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, u ever wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, this server is so epic, it’ll make u question reality.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down. it’s like a rave, but with creepers.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by the magical llama king. yeah, that’s right, llamas rule this server.

oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha? it’s wild, man.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

CreeperCashless: Spend more, blow up less!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	133
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we be ballin’ outta control with dem cashless payments, ya feel me? Like, research done by some super smart peeps say dat when u use a credit card, debit card, or even a buy-now-pay-later service, u end up spendin’ way more money than if u just used cold hard cash, bro. So come join us on dis server where we be flexin’ our digital wallets and makin’ it rain diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, fam. #cashlessballers #minecraftmoneygang #digitaldollarz

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PixelPals, Retro Girls General, Riona, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join Onolumi, the master of building epic castles out of diamond blocks, or challenge Amiya Aranha to a duel in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Tomomi Toraya will guide you through the treacherous caves filled with creepers and zombies, while Kiki will teach you how to tame a herd of explosive sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Mozumi Pichi riding a dragon through the skies, raining down TNT on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a chance to hang out with Riona, Clauvio, Karin, Super Meche, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale, and Jorunna as they embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon and build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server, where every block holds a new adventure and every player is a potential prankster. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

CraftyLand Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2447	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join forces with him and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate power. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

PocketTripCancelLOL

airfare, Airline, bargain fare, CANCELLATION, cancelled trip, Cash, Controlling, Demand, DISRESPECTFUL, holiday, Loss, partner, PocketTripCancelLOL, refund, relationship, Terms and Conditions, travel planned, trip, Voucher, voucher expiry date

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5315
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend canceling your dream holiday? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this poor soul’s failed vacation plans.

We promise you won’t be left stranded like this guy with a useless voucher and a demanding ex-partner. Instead, you’ll have the time of your life building, exploring, and battling creepers with your new virtual pals.

Don’t be like this guy, stuck with a non-refundable ticket to heartbreak. Join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a holiday when you have a Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

BlockBreakup Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being in a relationship where your significant other doesn’t appreciate your love for Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that your virtual blocks will always be more important than any real-life drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any distractions from pesky partners who just don’t understand the importance of mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will blow up anyone caught arguing with their significant other while playing. So, if you want to avoid any explosive breakups, come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server in existence!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeaderMC

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

If an alien showed up at your doorstep asking to be taken to your leader, you better bring them to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our leader is a llama named Larry who can speak 10 different languages (including alien speak, of course). Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and show that alien who the real boss is in this blocky world!

CraftyCologneAirportSuspect

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shenanigans goin’ on up in here! We got creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons doin’ the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ pet dragon!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts tryin’ to blow you up. Good times, good times.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the funniest, craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, Fluffy will eat your face off. Just kiddin’… or am I?

BedtimeCraft

balance, bedtime, BedtimeCraft, discipline, early riser, going to bed early, healthy habits, Lifestyle, mental health, motivation, night owl, productivity, Relaxation, REST, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, sleep schedule, waking up early, well-being, wellness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. trust me, you won’t want to leave this place. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. who needs sleep when you can be partying with creepers and ender dragons all night long?