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FutureSelfHappy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Love Letters Sent:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	1054	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, and talking sheep that give you advice on life.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw crazy parties every night. I once saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild.

But the best part is, if you join our SMP, you’ll get a magical diamond sword that never breaks and shoots fireballs. It’s like, the ultimate weapon of destruction.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🔥🐷

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

ETTY.FUN

Zany Zen Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, En-Nah, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Hoshimi Miyabi, HSAHLWFEFE, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Special Visitor, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZZZFMHARUMASA

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5720
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	6805

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

100m race, athletic ability, athletic competition, athletic performance, elite speed, fastest man, Minecraft, NFL athlete, professional sprinter, showdown, smp, speed comparison, speed test, sports challenge, sports debate, sprinter, sprinting, sprinting competition, sprinting event, track and field, track star, tyreek hill, world record holder

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

928835511, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous tip, BLOCK, Book, Code, crime, detective, encrypted, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, no, novel, Party, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!

Normie Enthusiasm Minecraft SMP Exuberance

anticipation, celebration, countdown, Cycle, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exuberance, Festive, fireworks, Fun, Gathering, Happiness, holiday, joy, Minecraft, new year’s eve, Normie, Optimistic, Party, smp, socializing, tradition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring, normie-filled Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the enthusiasm and exuberance never stop, even on New Year’s Eve? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust me). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager or racing llamas through a maze of lava pits. The possibilities are endless on our SMP!