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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 476 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8911 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Bro, lemme tell you, the best way to cope with the future is by joining this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, we got crazier than a creeper on caffeine up in here. You wanna escape the uncertainty of the real world? Come join us where the only uncertainty is whether you’ll get blown up by a TNT trap or fall into a pit of lava.
We got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure, we even got a group of players who communicate solely in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the drama. We’ve had alliances formed and broken in the span of a single day, we’ve had players betray each other for a stack of emeralds, we’ve even had a whole war break out over who gets to control the chicken farm.
So if you’re looking for a way to escape the uncertainty of the future, come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good.
