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BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	6259
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Imagine a world where people thought it was okay to NOT join our epic Minecraft server! In 50 years, they’ll look back and wonder how anyone could resist the temptation of our server’s awesomeness. We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Don’t be left in the past, join us now and be a part of history in the making!

What is the IP for callmehhaley Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

callmehhaley is a popular social media influencer known for her engaging content and captivating personality. With a large following on platforms like TikTok and Instagram, she shares a variety of videos and posts that showcase her sense of humor, style, and daily life. Fans love her relatable and authentic approach, making her a sought-after figure in the online community.

Exodes

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Bedrock Network Gaming Experience Unique Prosper Objective Enjoyable Launched Supported Items Store Space Strives Minecraft space Delivery Mode Area Striving

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9202
Towns Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	6291

*JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | JOIN FOR FREE STORE ITEMS* Port 25132 for BEDROCK! Exodes MCis a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Survival. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

g1.moonodes.net:25128

Nomads Rest

Adventure, Bosses, Curseforge, Events, Minecraft, modpacks, Music, Nomads Rest, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mines Excavated:	1433
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Nomad’s Rest Modpacks Official SMP server!!! We got bosses, adventure, music, events and so much more pls download the latest version of the pack on curseforge before joining!

NomadsRest.modded.fun

Rare Tits Minecraft Server

anatomy, beauty standards, body image, breast size, Confidence, diversity in bodies, evolutionary biology, female body, gender differences, genetic factors, God’s creation, Huge Tits, Minecraft, natural variation, physical appearance, physical attributes, rare, self esteem, Server, sexual attraction, societal expectations, tits, women’s bodies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	362911	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bountiful as the chests are full! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are just begging to trade with you. But the real reason to join? Our players are like the rarest of treasures – they’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more sass than a creeper on a bad day. So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing flat is the world you’ll be building on!

The Arcane Minecraft SMP Season 2 Adventure

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3042	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Animals Bred:	173
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ores Mined:	6195
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle with creepers as your tour guides.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with friendly zombies. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

CreeperChests Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6778
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like avoiding awkward family gatherings where your BIL stares at your chest like it’s a magic crystal ball.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gazes and create a community where respect is the only currency. Dive into insane stories like trying to reason with a relative who denies their creepy behavior and accuses you of lying, all while dealing with heart issues and drama fit for a soap opera.

Join us now and leave behind the real-life craziness for a virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, the only chests you’ll be staring at are the ones filled with treasure.

FartCraft: No Gas Zone!

anger, Apology, bodily function, Communication, compromise, crying, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, family, FartCraft, FARTING, gas, husband, lack of consideration, overreacting, partner, separate room, Shaming, Toddler, tolerance, Upset, Zone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of being subjected to unexpected, powerful farts in your own home? Look no further, our Minecraft server is a fart-free zone! No more worrying about surprise toots ruining your day. Join us and experience the sweet smell of freedom!

We understand the struggle of living with a fart-loving family, that’s why we offer a safe haven for those who just can’t handle the stench. Our server is a fart-free sanctuary where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of a butt bomb detonating in your face.

Don’t let disrespectful farts ruin your gaming experience, join our server and say goodbye to gas-induced tears. We promise, no farts allowed – unless they’re virtual! So come on over and let’s build a world free from fart-filled nightmares.

FlexinUnknowingly – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex harder than a slime in a slime chunk! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more netherite than a piglin on a shopping spree. But that’s not all, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got banned for griefing (RIP). So if you want to join a server where the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business and the villagers trade emeralds for stacks of diamonds, then come on down and show off your flex!

BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

PutinCraft: Energy Dependence

arrest, controversy, cooperation, Decision making, dependence, Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, energy dependence, foreign policy, Government, international relations, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, refusal, Resources, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, world news

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Emeralds Found:	1902
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!